Scat gourmet

[Toilet4use]

Since I got so many responses from my last post: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthrea...=155849&page=1
I've decided to start a scat recipe book. With all of your ideas, we can produce a "shitty" meal for every meal of the year for a toilet slave

For the first item: I think something fitting for the cold weather is in order. Hot cocoa! Add a small lump to the bottom, and replace the cinnamon sticks with a thin log, stir and enjoy!

If that's not filling enough for you, and you're still hungry, you could always have a hamburger. Either replace the Patty entirely with poo, or just pile it on top for a double-decker. Don't forget the cheese, lettuce, bacon, ketchup, tomato, and pickles

I would love to hear any variations, additions, or new ideas. Please don't be shy, and don't skimp on the details

[Toilet4use]

There's so many food ideas, like the triple decker sandwich.
Start with some white bread, then
Layer one: salad. lettuce, tomato, onion, + condiments
Layer two: protein. Steak, ham, pepperoni, fish, and cum for this layer
Layer three: crap! Fresh, warm, gummy, gooey, stinky... SHIT!
Bon appetit mon amis!

Let's see what you can dream up.

[Toilet4use]

These were PM'd to me by a scat lover who wishes to remain anonymous

Bombons: Simply take the small round pieces of poo, make several into nice size balls, add a fine layer of fine sugar over them and there you have it, i always have a big ball full of Poop bombons on my living room, my brother even ate some without any idea what they were.

Scat cake: Pretty much make the base of the cake, and coat it with a paste of poop and liquid chocolate, mash it all together well, and apply on cake.

Diarrhea strogonoff: it's pretty good, get some chicken strips, diarrhea and sour cream. Mix the diarrhea with the sour cream and let it cook in a pan on low fire so it doesn't burn too quick, and have the chicking strips cooking, the low fire makes sure the chicken meat soaks up all the flavor making the meat much better.

Sounds pretty tasty

[Toilet4use]

For today's delicious delicacy, you will need a hoagie roll, marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese, and of course your own homemade "meatballs"
Now take your shitty meatballs and break them into three or four good sized pieces, then roll them in your hands until nice and round. Disperse your "meatballs" into the hoagie roll, drizzle marinara sauce over them, and top with melted mozzarella, a nice and warm fresh treat for you

[Sexdemon]

I would have thought the obvious one would be a shitshake, just add ice, milk and shit to a blender, 30 seconds and your done.

You could also blend shit and add water or piss until it is the same consistency as ketchup. And now you have a special blend of brown sauce.

Deep fried shit log? Would that work? Dunk it in batter first?

For a quick breakfast, shit on toast?

[MisterPotato]

Poop on a plate... Then do push ups with your chest over it and when you get too tired you have to let go, fall on it,the eat the rest

[Toilet4use]

Wow, really good week for the cookbook

In my opinion the best bread for a shit sandwich is french bread so first cut it to a length that you want depending on how hungry for shit you are and then turn it sideways and slice it in half.

In most cases shit is pretty soft so hollow out both sides of the bread to make pockets. Cover the bottom piece with lettuce this will help keep the shit from soaking the bread.

The kind of shit you choose is completely up to you but often shit doesn't have a lot of texture so several hours before you make your sandwich you might want to swallow some whole corn to help give it texture.

Pile the shit on top of the lettuce. Add onions and tomatoes and finally some shredded lettuce on top. Sprinkle oil and vinegar salad dressing on top of the lettuce and paint the inside of the top piece with mayo and mustard.

[Toilet4use]

I call it Chocolate-strawberry scat!

In a blender add about a cup of strawberry's
add


A large turd

4 tsp of coco power or hot chocolate mix

Add 5 ice cubes

Fill the rest with milk.

[Toilet4use]

This anonymous submission was my lunch on the day I received it. Absolutely delicious

Mmmhm how about a classic peanut butter and banana sandwich!!

Now we have to incorporate poo so I want you to take a turd nd break it up. Now put a chunk of turd on each banana chunk.

(Want to make it better? Grill it like a grilled cheese )

I tried both versions, the first with my own shit, and the second with my mistress'. The grilled version is most definitely better, but maybe that's a biased opinion

[Toilet4use]

It seems that this thread has slipped to the wayside. So calling all toilets for new meal ideas. Again, you can PM them to me if you wish to remain anonymous

[chibi666]

yesterday i made shit-muffins. just took a regular muffin mix added oil, eggs but replaced milk with pee. then i added two fresh pieces of poo (both about the size of my thumb) to the batter and and stirred it in. filled 8 muffin cups and baked them for 20 minutes.

had some concerns about the smell but it wasn't that bad.

the taste was great, mainly chocolate but with a hint of poo. will add more poo next time i guess. managed to eat two muffins before i came...

[Toilet4use]

I will make it and try it at once. If I am unable to eat four or more muffins before I cum, (double your high bar) I will let you punish me as you see fit

[chibi666]

poo-quesadillas:

get flour tortilla, some grated cheese (i prefer cheddar) and poo.

layer one half of the tortilla with pieces of poo then sprinkle with cheese. add chopped onion if you like.

fold and gently press together.

heat fry pan. medium heat, no oil. bake on each side for 2 minutes.

enjoy with salsa or sourcream dip

[chibi666]

No Bake Cookies:

You'll need
1,5 cups white sugar
1/4 cup cocoa powder
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup margarine
1 pinch salt
1/4 cup chunky peanut butter
3 cups quick cooking oats
1 medium sized log of poo

In a saucepan over medium heat, combine sugar, cocoa, milk and margarine. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally. Boil for 1 minute, then remove from heat and stir in the vanilla, salt, peanut butter, oats and poo.

Drop by rounded spoonfuls onto waxed paper. Allow cookies to cool for at least 1 hour.

Enjoy

[Toilet4use]

Prep: buy marshmallows, and graham crackers

- wait until you feel a slight urge to poop
- roll 2 die. The number you get is the number of marshmallows to insert
- roll 1 die. 1-2 means you have to hold for 15 minutes, 3-4 hold for 30 minutes, 5-6 45 minutes
- freeze the marshmallows for 30 minutes
- insert them all anally
- once all inserted, start a timer. If you can hold it in for the amount of time you rolled on the one die, you win and can poop as you want
- if you cannot hold it in, poop yourself and use the graham crackers to enjoy some poop s'mores.

Anonymous users do it again. Perhaps this will be my dessert tonight