"How to" lie

slave1987 · 02-18-2008, 01:09 PM

Had the idea after posting in another thread, basically you post a 'how to' question for the next member to answer, the answer has to be as random and far from the truth as possible.

e.g (pulled from another thread)

Q: "does any 1 know how 2 have an orgasm i am male?"
A: "start by tying your right hand to your left shoulder and then your left hand to your right shoulder, then jump up so that you hook your shirt onto a coat peg(you should be dangling in mid air at this point). Remain in this position for two hours and then you will have orgasmed"

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First question: "How do planes fly?"

Davros · 02-18-2008, 01:10 PM

How do planes fly?

Whoever told you that? They don't fly. Big God people in the sky pull them on strings. You never seen Thunderbirds?!

Why is the sun hot?

sweetashoney · 02-18-2008, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewSlave

Why is the sun hot?

You know when you mother shouts at you and its like hot air, well thats where all the hot air goes to, the Sun.

Why do men have nipples?

Davros · 02-18-2008, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetashoney

Why do men have nipples?

When God created man and woman, he gave nipples to women because he thought they'd be useful coat-hangers. However, he didn't think this was fair on man and so he created moobs (aka manboobs aka nipples) for man.

Why are born deaf people born with ears?

tissue13 · 02-18-2008, 01:56 PM

So in case he is ever hungry, ha can eat the ear wax!

Why would you name a dog "q-tip"??

Davros · 02-18-2008, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tissue13

So in case he is ever hungry, ha can eat the ear wax!

Why would you name a dog "q-tip"??

Duh, because the famous Hollywood actor is called "Q-Tip"!

Why do we have five toes per foot?

02-18-2008, 01:09 PM	#1
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	"How to" lie Had the idea after posting in another thread, basically you post a 'how to' question for the next member to answer, the answer has to be as random and far from the truth as possible. e.g (pulled from another thread) Q: "does any 1 know how 2 have an orgasm i am male?" A: "start by tying your right hand to your left shoulder and then your left hand to your right shoulder, then jump up so that you hook your shirt onto a coat peg(you should be dangling in mid air at this point). Remain in this position for two hours and then you will have orgasmed" __________________________________________________ _______________ First question: "How do planes fly?"

02-18-2008, 01:10 PM	#2
Davros Account Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,943	How do planes fly? Whoever told you that? They don't fly. Big God people in the sky pull them on strings. You never seen Thunderbirds?! Why is the sun hot?

02-18-2008, 01:56 PM	#5
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	So in case he is ever hungry, ha can eat the ear wax! Why would you name a dog "q-tip"??