Naked walking by highway

[FourTrax]

Looking for ideas to raise the risk of being seen during my fun walk I do sometimes. At night i walk down my dead end road and a few hundred feet along some corn/bean fields. About half way through I take my shorts off, fully naked then walk a little further to a backroad. Very lightly traveled(especially at night). One side of the road has tall corn, other side is a hay field so its trimed down far. Some tall grass in the ditch.If you haven't noticed this is in the country lol. Anyhow this is connected to 2 highways that form a T( not a stop sign though they curve together similar to a merge ramp). The back road makes it a halfass 4 way if you can invision that. I can see headlights coming from all but one way. I usually just walk back and forth between the grass paths that run along the fields, probably a quarter mile distance. ( still on the actual road.) I usually prepare my self to hide in the ditch if someone comes but want to make it less easy. Or have something to do instead of walking. Not into toys or anything but light self bondage is doable. I'd be willing to try any new ideas if they're realistic

[TempPluto]

Instead of being naked, try some underwear. Then every Few minutes, put a handful of dirt into em! Keep em on as you walk to