28/m seeking masturbation punishments

[masturbaking]

Hi all,

I love to masturbate, a lot. I have a very healthy sex life with my live-in gf, but I still jerk off every chance I get. Over the last few years I have begun to punish myself when I feel like I'm masturbating instead of having sex with her. I am seeking new punishments as mine have become routine.

To be clear, these punishments are things for me to do to make masturbating less satisfying for me, to try and discourage me from doing it. Not something I do after, as I find post-orgasm I don't want to do anything.

I have tried various forms of the following: Cumming as quickly as I possibly can, looking at porn of girls that I find ugly or aren't my type, looking at gay porn, lots of edging, ruined (no touch) orgasm, using a single finger, not taking my underwear off, self-facial, cum eating, anal, and lot more.

If you suggest something and I've tried it, I'll let you know. If I haven't and it's within my limits (see my signature) I will try it as soon as I can.

Looking forward to your suggestions!

[Master_Kevin]

Use toothpaste as a lube on your cock. After 2 minutes of masterbating, take a qtip and add fresh toothpaste, insert into your pee hole. The whole tip must go in. You can remove and continue to orgasm. Now every time you masterbate after this you have to push the qtip in further. After you get to the other end, you have to fuck your pee hole. Fuck pee hole is for 30 seconds and doubled in time there after.

Master Kevin

[masturbaking]

Master Kevin,

I really appreciate the dare. I have not tried toothpaste, even though I have given it as a dare to others. I will definitely do that!

However, I have just added a hard limit to my signature that I had forgotten. I definitely won't do anything urethra/pee hole related. Sorry about that!