15 FAQ (Funny And Quirky) Questions

MrLoboSnow · 03-07-2014, 11:25 AM

Hey everyone!

Here’s something I’ve been working on lately. It’s a set of funny & quirky questions. Some of them are sex-related questions and some of them are not, some of them are open questions and some of them are closed. I tried to be somehow original, so I really hope you hear (or read) most of them for the first time. Here they are!

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?
Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked?
Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?
If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be?
Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?
If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.
If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?
Do you have a name for your genitalia?
Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)?
If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)
In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex.
What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do?
Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?
And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?

I am aware this last question is not revealing or embarrassing or shouldn’t be classified as a ‘truth’, so if the moderators think it should be out, please let me know and I’ll substitute it for a new one. It’s just I think it’s so funny!

Hope you enjoy the questions!

LS.

gay_Eire · 03-07-2014, 11:51 AM

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?penetration
Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? ? bum and curve of the spine above it, don't know why but love that part
Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping??yes
If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? ?? scat probably
Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?yes i have, no they didn't and yes i did
If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
if had to prob could go without for few months
Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.prob once r twice some of my stuff when playing and off my face at least till i orgasmed when i was disgusted by it again lol
If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? pants every guy
Do you have a name for your genitalia? not really, penis or cock depending who I'm talking to
Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? none really songs make me dance
If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)just dinner would have to be Meryl streep
In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. normally don't think of opposite sex and sex, moist and yucky come to mind lol
What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? sex in public place during day
Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? broccoli and carrots and sex anyway i like
And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? interesting question his nose only grows if he tells a lie but if it grows its not a lie, which means it wouldn't grow but then your back to it being a lie catch22

Schwink · 03-07-2014, 04:31 PM

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?
I'd say I like oral the most. Giving and receiving. I've never had penetration to orgasm.

Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked?
Start from head and work my way down. Eyes, hair, smile, boobs, belly, hips, pussy, legs

Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?
A few times.

If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be?
The human body can adapt to some crazy things, I could break any of my habits

Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?
I liked a few of my high school teachers. I figured they'd know that most of the kids saw them sexually considering it is prime time for sexual development

If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
I lasted six due to an online mistress. I doubt I could last that much longer without a chastity device.

Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.
I mean, all fantasies are weird to some extent. I'd say my feminization fantasy is probably the weirdest to most people.

If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?
I'd lick a lot of pussies and probably fuck a few people in the butt for various reasons.

Do you have a name for your genitalia?
Nope. I had to laugh at Jessica Nigri's though. She named her boobs "Barnes & Noble"

Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)?
Not that I can think of.

If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)
I'd imagine it'd be someone like Einstein, or Tesla, or da Vinci, or possibly Gordon Ramsey just to know I'd have a delicious meal, or Jennifer Lawrence because you'd know you'd get good company. So many choices.

In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex.
Easily obtainable.

What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do?
Be wish a shemale

Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?
I'd say the first. Penetrative sex to me is not as interesting as oral or fetish play.

And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?
"Suppose I predict that tomorrow morning, at 6 AM, my blood pressure will be 125/75, but my prediction turns out false: my blood pressure the next morning is 135/85. No one who heard my prediction could claim that I lied when I made it even if I had the intention of deceiving my hearers. For although I made (what turned out to be) a false statement with the intention to deceive, I had no way of knowing exactly what my blood pressure would be the next day."

Truckernaut42 · 03-07-2014, 10:23 PM

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?
Penetration

Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked?
Chest or crotch, then to her face

Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?
no

If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be?
Cum swallowing

Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?
Not really

If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
Maybe a week

Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.
Nope

If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?
Walk nude and take people's clothes off out of curiosity

Do you have a name for your genitalia?
nope

Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)?
No

If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)
too many choices haha

In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex.
more sensitive

What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do?
being naked at a mall or a similar crowded place

Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?
first one

And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?
n/a

businky · 03-07-2014, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MrLoboSnow

Hey everyone!

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?
penetration
Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked?
ass and boobs
Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?
No
If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be?
Any limit, except showing my identity
Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?
No
If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
a week maybe?
Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.
Yes, well im in a room with 2 or more girls. The first one is tied vertically up in the air, arms and legs spread. A second girl is in the same position only horizontally and her face right under Girl 1 pussy and ass. If there are more girls , i would continue the logic. Girl number 1is now fed and given drinks all day until she has the urge to pee and to shit. Girl number 2 has a funnel and has to eat what comes out of girl number 1...and so on. I would be there all day giving the girls enemas and fucking the shit out of them..yup i know crazy...but it turns me on.
If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?
I would have sex with so many people...pay a visit to porn studios, cover literally anything in cum...
Do you have a name for your genitalia?
no
Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)?
Stop! Hammertime!
If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages). Sasha Grey
In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex.
Awesome, scary, great!
What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do?
See my weird scenario
Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?
Brocoli for ever!

LS.

[*]And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?
Ill get a splinter up my butt

OneMoreTime · 03-07-2014, 10:45 PM

Ive been posting alot randomly, so whats the harm in a little more

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Originally Posted by MrLoboSnow

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What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? has to be masturbation, havent gotten enough oral to really say its THE best.
Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked?boobs, its hard to not first notice boobs, even if a girl has amazing other features
Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?ive been to college, so .... yes
If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be?not really a big deal, i would do some messy dares to save the world
Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?thought about them, of course, told anyone or made a move on it, no way.
If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?i think i could go a week, maybe longer. but i wouldnt really want to
Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.my fantasies tend to be fairly mild and match up with things i already like doing
If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?1) rob a bank for enough to live off the interest reliably. 2) masturbate to ALL the girls!!!
Do you have a name for your genitalia?no o.O
Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)?nothing in particular
If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)oh, i dont know. maybe Sir Issac Newton/other great scientists? or Socrates/other philosophers? you cant put me on the spot like this!
In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex.anal in the front?. 4 is close enough to 3
What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do?a gangbang with like 20 other girls. totally never happening though lol
Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?i could live with vanilla sex, food is too good to give up.
And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?the same thing that happens when you divide by 0

Flabeachbaby · 03-07-2014, 11:24 PM

[*]What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?
Definitely penetration
[*]Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked?
I look at a guy's abs then his dick
[*]Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?
Yes lol
[*]If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be?
Probably getting caught somewhere public and in major trouble or piercing something
[*]Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?
I can honestly say no to all of these
[*]If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
no sex but could masturbate - probably a year? ;;; sex without masturbation - as long as the sex was daily, I'd be fine ;;; neither sex nor masturbation - like a week.
[*]Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.
Nah not really
[*]If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?
I'm pretty sure I'd have lots of sex and do lots of things in public
[*]Do you have a name for your genitalia?
No. I should though
[*]Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)?
usually songs I've had sex to before do.
[*]If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)
Alexander Skarsgard
[*]In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex.
Fun, warm and squishy
[*]What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do?
Have sex on a motorbike
[*]Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?
Oh that's hard. Can it be a daily choice?
[*]And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?
I think that it would initially grow, but then shrink back because he told the truth

funnydude · 03-08-2014, 04:30 AM

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?Oral
Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? ?Groin
Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping??yes
If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? ?? uro
Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?no
If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
years...
Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.Ballbusting in a public place
If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? ask everyone to kick me in the balls
Do you have a name for your genitalia? No
Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? No i d'ont have
If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)So many people
In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. [COLOR="Purple"]I don't know/COLOR]
What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Being ballbusted in a pubic place
Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? eat whatever I like
And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? I thinkt it's his cock whick growing.

ktrixs · 03-08-2014, 05:30 AM

[*]What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? Penetration.
[*]Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? Ass. Or pussy.[*]Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?Yes.
[*]If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? Pics probably.
[*]Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? No.
[*]If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? 1 month.
[*]Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. I don't think my fantasies are weird. Other people do.[*]If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? Drive a Bugatti. Or fuck a virgin ass.
[*]Do you have a name for your genitalia? Cock?
[*]Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? Get Lucky.
[*]If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages) Helen of Troy.
[*]In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. Which type of sex? I'd say, awesome.
[*]What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Become a seat for other people. Or a urinal.
[*]Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? I like carrots.
[*]And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? The universe would become null and void from not being able to solve the question.

MrLoboSnow · 03-08-2014, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Flabeachbaby

14. Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?
Oh that's hard. Can it be a daily choice?

Definitely not, it has to be a lifetime choice

I know it's hard, it's my favourite question though.

no-cake?!? · 03-08-2014, 09:10 PM

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? Oral
Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? Hips
Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping? No, but I have had sex in one with other people sleeping
If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? I suppose any of them, I guess I'm just a selfless person
Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? None of my teachers were that attractive but I did sleep with a teaching assistant after seeing her a few years after finishing school
If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? Almost indefinately if I needed to but I'm a believer that sex is a basic human right
Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. No, I'm a pretty open person and if I enjoy something I'll do it; and if I enjoy it there's no need to judge myself for it
If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? Falsify my records so I become hyper employable or Rob a bank
Do you have a name for your genitalia? Dave, I have no idea why.
Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? Never really thought about it but underground music usually makes me horny, designer drugs or borgore because it reminds me of mdma
If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)? Aristotle, just to see what he would think of how humanity has progressed; how opinion has changed or if he thinks it has at all.
In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex? Oh my god
What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Nothing, I act on my fantasies
Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? I like vegetables, assuming they gave me all the nutritional values I need then I'd choose good sex any day
And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? If all of our universe is simply a computer simulation by some far more intelligent beings then the universe hits an error in the code and they file a bug report and try turning it off and on again.

Pretty_daring_slave · 03-08-2014, 10:21 PM

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?

Penetration!

Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked?

Either his ass or his dick

Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?

Yes, when I was on vacation with a friend

If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be?

Public

Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?

No

If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?

The longest I went without masturbating was 2 weeks and that was agony.

Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.

A rape fantasy

If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?

Go and take advantage of every guy I've ever been attracted to

Do you have a name for your genitalia?

No

Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)?

Not that I can think of offhand

If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)

Walt Disney

In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex.

Good question! Wet, tight, slick.

What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do?

Gang Bang

Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?

Oh that is tough because I love food - but I think I love sex more - so broccoli and carrots it is

And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?

As many have said, it is really a catch 22.

Kitten9876 · 03-09-2014, 03:10 PM

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?
penetration, definitely

Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked?
definitely their dick haha

Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?
yeah

If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be?
public nudity, hey it wont matter as much if i'm gonna be remembered as a hero for it

Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?
yeah, a few haha but none have ever known :P and yes, yes i have haha

If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
a month or two

Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.
well i have a kidnapping/rape fantasy :P

If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?
i'd go to the mall, steal from all the registers and get whatever i wanted :P

Do you have a name for your genitalia?
erm no?

Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)?
yeah but i ant think of any at the moment :P

If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)
hmmm id wanna have dinner with zak bagans haha ^.^

In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex.
uhmmm idk: probably slightly better :P

What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do?
acting out/having the previously mentioned fantasy come true

Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?
whatever i like cause missionary is like one of my favorites lol

And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?
a rip in the fabric of time and space would appear and we'd all be sucked into it and somehow the Doctor would find a way to save the day while having to sacrifice his loved one in the process (as it happens in nearly every season)

purrfectRosie · 03-09-2014, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MrLoboSnow

Hey everyone!

Here’s something I’ve been working on lately. It’s a set of funny & quirky questions. Some of them are sex-related questions and some of them are not, some of them are open questions and some of them are closed. I tried to be somehow original, so I really hope you hear (or read) most of them for the first time. Here they are!

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?
Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked?
Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?
If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be?
Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?
If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.
If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?
Do you have a name for your genitalia?
Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)?
If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)
In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex.
What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do?
Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?
And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?

I am aware this last question is not revealing or embarrassing or shouldn’t be classified as a ‘truth’, so if the moderators think it should be out, please let me know and I’ll substitute it for a new one. It’s just I think it’s so funny!

Hope you enjoy the questions!

LS.

1. Oral Sex for sure! Penetration in close second and Masturbation loses in third.
2. For a guy, abs (in front) or back (from behind). Mostly cause I wanna see how muscular he is. For a girl, thighs, because I'm the only girl I know so far who has a thigh gap without being anorexic.
3. Yes, I have. On multiple occasions.
4. Messy. *scrunches nose* Since it's the least hard... that sounds weird.
5. Well, I grew up with a multitude of private tutors. And since they'd only be around for a couple months at a time, they never found out about my crushes on them (sadly). I have masturbated while thinking about some though.
6. By choice, like 3 days. If I had a chastity belt on I guess longer since I don't actually have a choice.
7. No, I don't think any fantasy is too weird. I've fantasized about my hard limits before but that's what they are, fantasies.
8. I'd probably fuck/suck every hot person I came across.
9. Yes, I do. My right tit (in a mirror) is Lucy and my left is Jasmine. My pussy is named Virginia.
10. Most love songs do, pretty much anything slow and then obviously songs about sex.
11. Julius Ceasar cause he looks so yummy in all the paintings.
12. Put it in. (lol)
13. Sometimes I fantasize about going to a glory hole but it's too risky to actually do (in my opinion).
14. I actually like boiled broccoli and carrots, thank you very much! So yeah, I'd rather have sex any way I want though it'd be interesting how that would be enforced...
15. I think there'd be spontaneous combustion involved.

TIM1 · 03-09-2014, 03:34 PM

What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?
Oral

Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked?
Oscilate between face and breasts

Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?
Yes

If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be?
All

Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?
It was more like short admire and she does not know. And yes I masturbated thinking abaut her.

If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
No choice means it not depends on me

but I think 50 days or so

Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.
Shortly : grotesque circus and arlekin girl ahh and whip

If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?
Visit my crush and spend day with her

Do you have a name for your genitalia?
No

Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)?
No

If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)
Leibniz or Shrodringer

In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex.
I dont know those words in eng

What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do?
Permanent Chastity

Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted?
Eat whatever I want

And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'?
His head implodes due to paradox

03-07-2014, 11:25 AM	#1
MrLoboSnow Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: On a cold, grey winter day Posts: 45	15 FAQ (Funny And Quirky) Questions Hey everyone! Here’s something I’ve been working on lately. It’s a set of funny & quirky questions. Some of them are sex-related questions and some of them are not, some of them are open questions and some of them are closed. I tried to be somehow original, so I really hope you hear (or read) most of them for the first time. Here they are! What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping? If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? Do you have a name for your genitalia? Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages) In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? I am aware this last question is not revealing or embarrassing or shouldn’t be classified as a ‘truth’, so if the moderators think it should be out, please let me know and I’ll substitute it for a new one. It’s just I think it’s so funny! Hope you enjoy the questions! LS. __________________ "Life is far too important to be taken seriously."

03-07-2014, 11:51 AM	#2
gay_Eire Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Cork, Ireland Posts: 46	What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?penetration Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? ? bum and curve of the spine above it, don't know why but love that part Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping??yes If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? ?? scat probably Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?yes i have, no they didn't and yes i did If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? if had to prob could go without for few months Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.prob once r twice some of my stuff when playing and off my face at least till i orgasmed when i was disgusted by it again lol If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? pants every guy Do you have a name for your genitalia? not really, penis or cock depending who I'm talking to Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? none really songs make me dance If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)just dinner would have to be Meryl streep In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. normally don't think of opposite sex and sex, moist and yucky come to mind lol What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? sex in public place during day Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? broccoli and carrots and sex anyway i like And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? interesting question his nose only grows if he tells a lie but if it grows its not a lie, which means it wouldn't grow but then your back to it being a lie catch22 __________________ 31/m/gay Please PM me wedgie and ill give myself a wedgie of your choice pm me pictures of toys in your ass and i will fuck my ass for a half hour Likes: poppers, Wedgies, anal, spankings, piss, humiliation, bodywriting , light to medium pain. feet, socks, raunch, cum, ice, q-tips, sounding, enema, toys Limits: Family, friends, work, age play, illegal, hard pain, most scat, edging/denial/chastity ruined orgasms, crossdressing permanent, Skype, kik and snapchat are all gay_eire Last edited by jjonses31; 03-07-2014 at 11:19 PM. Reason: Fixed list cos make me cry..

03-07-2014, 10:23 PM	#4
Truckernaut42 getDare Devil Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,240 Blog Entries: 14	What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? Penetration Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? Chest or crotch, then to her face Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping? no If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? Cum swallowing Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? Not really If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? Maybe a week Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. Nope If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? Walk nude and take people's clothes off out of curiosity Do you have a name for your genitalia? nope Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? No If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages) too many choices haha In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. more sensitive What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? being naked at a mall or a similar crowded place Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? first one And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? n/a __________________ Add my Facebook I love chatting about dirty fantasies, especially public nudity! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007149407768 For those under 5 inches, join the small dick club on FB https://www.facebook.com/groups/2901374083525592 Likes: nudity, sph, truths, public nudity, showing my penis As punishment for having a small penis I must show anyone who asks to see it a picture of it. Message me to see it anytime. I am no longer allowed to keep it private.

03-07-2014, 11:24 PM	#7
Flabeachbaby Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Sunshine land Posts: 76 Blog Entries: 3	[]What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? Definitely penetration []Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? I look at a guy's abs then his dick []Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping? Yes lol []If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? Probably getting caught somewhere public and in major trouble or piercing something []Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? I can honestly say no to all of these []If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? no sex but could masturbate - probably a year? ;;; sex without masturbation - as long as the sex was daily, I'd be fine ;;; neither sex nor masturbation - like a week. []Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. Nah not really []If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? I'm pretty sure I'd have lots of sex and do lots of things in public []Do you have a name for your genitalia? No. I should though []Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? usually songs I've had sex to before do. []If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages) Alexander Skarsgard []In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. Fun, warm and squishy []What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Have sex on a motorbike []Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? Oh that's hard. Can it be a daily choice? []And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? I think that it would initially grow, but then shrink back because he told the truth __________________ I'm still figuring this all out. As I do, I'll post my likes/limits. Likes: Bladder control, wettings, public peeing, diapers, hot wax, pussy insertions, slight pain, hidden public, light anal Limits: Obvious public Absolutely will not do:* family, animals, anything permanent, pee drinking/bathing/etc., scat, blood, needles I have: A couple vibrators and dildos, butt plug, a pussy pump, clothespins, crotchless panties, diapers... I don't provide pictures, so please do not ask for them.

03-08-2014, 04:30 AM	#8
funnydude getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: France Posts: 296 Blog Entries: 1	What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation?Oral Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? ?Groin Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping??yes If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? ?? uro Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them?no If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? years... Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it.Ballbusting in a public place If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? ask everyone to kick me in the balls Do you have a name for your genitalia? No Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? No i d'ont have If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)So many people In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. [COLOR="Purple"]I don't know/COLOR] What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Being ballbusted in a pubic place Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? eat whatever I like And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? I thinkt it's his cock whick growing. __________________ Into: Ballbusting, humiliation, pics/videos, exposure Limits: crossdressin

03-07-2014, 04:31 PM	#3
Schwink getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 303	What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? I'd say I like oral the most. Giving and receiving. I've never had penetration to orgasm. Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? Start from head and work my way down. Eyes, hair, smile, boobs, belly, hips, pussy, legs Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping? A few times. If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? The human body can adapt to some crazy things, I could break any of my habits Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? I liked a few of my high school teachers. I figured they'd know that most of the kids saw them sexually considering it is prime time for sexual development If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? I lasted six due to an online mistress. I doubt I could last that much longer without a chastity device. Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. I mean, all fantasies are weird to some extent. I'd say my feminization fantasy is probably the weirdest to most people. If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? I'd lick a lot of pussies and probably fuck a few people in the butt for various reasons. Do you have a name for your genitalia? Nope. I had to laugh at Jessica Nigri's though. She named her boobs "Barnes & Noble" Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? Not that I can think of. If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages) I'd imagine it'd be someone like Einstein, or Tesla, or da Vinci, or possibly Gordon Ramsey just to know I'd have a delicious meal, or Jennifer Lawrence because you'd know you'd get good company. So many choices. In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. Easily obtainable. What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Be wish a shemale Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? I'd say the first. Penetrative sex to me is not as interesting as oral or fetish play. And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? "Suppose I predict that tomorrow morning, at 6 AM, my blood pressure will be 125/75, but my prediction turns out false: my blood pressure the next morning is 135/85. No one who heard my prediction could claim that I lied when I made it even if I had the intention of deceiving my hearers. For although I made (what turned out to be) a false statement with the intention to deceive, I had no way of knowing exactly what my blood pressure would be the next day."

03-08-2014, 05:30 AM	#9
ktrixs Distinguished Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 575 Blog Entries: 2	[]What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? Penetration. []Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? Ass. Or pussy.[]Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping?Yes. []If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? Pics probably. []Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? No. []If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? 1 month. []Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. I don't think my fantasies are weird. Other people do.[]If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? Drive a Bugatti. Or fuck a virgin ass. []Do you have a name for your genitalia? Cock? []Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? Get Lucky. []If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages) Helen of Troy. []In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. Which type of sex? I'd say, awesome. []What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Become a seat for other people. Or a urinal. []Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? I like carrots. [*]And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? The universe would become null and void from not being able to solve the question. __________________ bi/male/switch LIKES DISLIKES LIMITS PUNISHMENTS MY ADVERTISEMENT PLEASE READ

03-08-2014, 09:10 PM	#11
no-cake?!? Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Bristol Posts: 75 Blog Entries: 1	What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? Oral Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? Hips Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping? No, but I have had sex in one with other people sleeping If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? I suppose any of them, I guess I'm just a selfless person Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? None of my teachers were that attractive but I did sleep with a teaching assistant after seeing her a few years after finishing school If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? Almost indefinately if I needed to but I'm a believer that sex is a basic human right Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. No, I'm a pretty open person and if I enjoy something I'll do it; and if I enjoy it there's no need to judge myself for it If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? Falsify my records so I become hyper employable or Rob a bank Do you have a name for your genitalia? Dave, I have no idea why. Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? Never really thought about it but underground music usually makes me horny, designer drugs or borgore because it reminds me of mdma If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages)? Aristotle, just to see what he would think of how humanity has progressed; how opinion has changed or if he thinks it has at all. In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex? Oh my god What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Nothing, I act on my fantasies Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? I like vegetables, assuming they gave me all the nutritional values I need then I'd choose good sex any day And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? If all of our universe is simply a computer simulation by some far more intelligent beings then the universe hits an error in the code and they file a bug report and try turning it off and on again. __________________ M/21/Fluid Sexuality/UK Likes/Dislikes/Limits My Toys: Small, Medium & Large Bulb Buttplugs; 6" Dildo & Inflatable Vibrating Buttplug

03-08-2014, 10:21 PM	#12
Pretty_daring_slave Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 21 Blog Entries: 1	What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? Penetration! Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? Either his ass or his dick Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping? Yes, when I was on vacation with a friend If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? Public Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? No If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? The longest I went without masturbating was 2 weeks and that was agony. Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. A rape fantasy If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? Go and take advantage of every guy I've ever been attracted to Do you have a name for your genitalia? No Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? Not that I can think of offhand If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages) Walt Disney In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. Good question! Wet, tight, slick. What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Gang Bang Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? Oh that is tough because I love food - but I think I love sex more - so broccoli and carrots it is And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? As many have said, it is really a catch 22. __________________ Likes: Anal, Insertions, Forced Orgasms, Orgasm Control, Self Bondage, Humiliation, Enemas, Medical Play Hard Limits: Family, Public, Pictures, Webcam, Blood, Permanent, Beastiality Toys: small plug, medium plug, large plug, inflatable plug, 7, 9 & 18 inch dildos, hitachi vibrator, clover & alligator style nipple clamps, enema kit.

03-09-2014, 03:10 PM	#13
Kitten9876 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Maryland Posts: 216 Blog Entries: 1	What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? penetration, definitely Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? definitely their dick haha Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping? yeah If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? public nudity, hey it wont matter as much if i'm gonna be remembered as a hero for it Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? yeah, a few haha but none have ever known :P and yes, yes i have haha If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? a month or two Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. well i have a kidnapping/rape fantasy :P If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? i'd go to the mall, steal from all the registers and get whatever i wanted :P Do you have a name for your genitalia? erm no? Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? yeah but i ant think of any at the moment :P If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages) hmmm id wanna have dinner with zak bagans haha ^.^ In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. uhmmm idk: probably slightly better :P What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? acting out/having the previously mentioned fantasy come true Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? whatever i like cause missionary is like one of my favorites lol And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? a rip in the fabric of time and space would appear and we'd all be sucked into it and somehow the Doctor would find a way to save the day while having to sacrifice his loved one in the process (as it happens in nearly every season) __________________ Ask me anything: http://ask.fm/Kitten9876 18-Female-Straight LIKESAnal,wedgies,light bondage,light pain,Being controlled SOFT LIMITS public,pics, nudity(includes pics), messy,bodywriting(visible) HARD LIMITS perminant,pee/poo, clit pain, pain,vid/cam TOYS: Buttplug, 8" vibrating dildo(i finally fixed it :-D), gag, nipple clamps 34B 150ibs NOT looking for a slave or master, EVER. Dont ask me. Im a owned slave,and I do NOT give orders/dares.(...i accept them tho)

03-09-2014, 03:34 PM	#15
TIM1 getDare Devil Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Central Europe Posts: 1,373 Blog Entries: 11	What do you enjoy the most, penetration, oral sex or masturbation? Oral Which is the first region your eyes would gravitate towards if you saw someone you find attractive naked? Oscilate between face and breasts Have you ever masturbated in a room where someone else was sleeping? Yes If you had to break one of your hard limits to save the world from aliens, which one would it be? All Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers, and have they ever got to know about it? Have you ever masturbated thinking about them? It was more like short admire and she does not know. And yes I masturbated thinking abaut her. If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch? No choice means it not depends on me but I think 50 days or so Have you ever had a fantasy that you considered disturbing or too weird yourself? If so, briefly describe it. Shortly : grotesque circus and arlekin girl ahh and whip If the world froze for a day and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do? Visit my crush and spend day with her Do you have a name for your genitalia? No Is there any song that gets you in the mood for sex? If so, which one(s)? No If you could have dinner with one human being of your choice, no matter if he or she lives or died hundreds of years ago, who would you have dinner with? (Let’s assume you could communicate even if you talked in different languages) Leibniz or Shrodringer In just a couple or three words describe how do you imagine sex is like for the opposite sex. I dont know those words in eng What is something you fantasize about but you think you’ll never do? Permanent Chastity Would you rather be free to eat whatever you like for the rest of your life and have sex only in the missionary position OR eat just boiled broccoli and carrots for the rest of your life and be free to have any kind of sex you wanted? Eat whatever I want And finally, I am truly sorry but I had to ask this question… What do you think would happen if Pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow now'? His head implodes due to paradox __________________ Male/30 likes : CBT, torture, denial, edging, cum play/eating, body writting, tied balls, sounding, anal, piss play, long dares, feminization, sissification limits : exposure, public , noisy , messy, illegal code: http://dickcode.net/36yfl You can help to make my day even better: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=429996 You can vote: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=430531