Twenty Shades of Brown

[4fun]

Dare: Twenty Shades of Brown


The rules:

The players (1 or more) agree on a game where players score points (the lower the better). Here a few suggestions of games:

• a number of rounds of battleship (http://en.battleship-game.org). At the end of a round, points are scored for each non-hit square of a non-sunken ship.
• a number of rounds of backgammon (http://www.playok.com/en/backgammon). At the end of a round, points are scored for each checker left.
• a number of rolls of dice (www.rolz.org). Each player scores the die he rolled.
• a number of rolls of dice (www.rolz.org). The player with the smaller die scores the die he rolled.
• a number of rolls of dice (www.rolz.org). The player with the larger die scores the die he rolled.
• add your game here

Before starting the game, the players agree on what dares to possibly rule out because of limits and on a multiplication (or division) factor for each player individually. This is like a handicap which compensates for some players having a higher level than others. For example, the game or the dares are a bit too easy for Ludo, so players agree that Ludo will play with a handicap of *1.8; Ludo's score at the end of the game, and before the dare, will be multiplied by 1.8 to determine his total score.

At the end of the game, we calculate the score of each player including the handicap factor. If there is more than one player, the player with the least points gets to choose if he wants all players to withdraw anywhere between 0 and his own number of points from their score. For instance three players have 2, 5 and 9 points respectively. The player with 2 points can choose that they all remove 0, 1 or 2 points from their score.

Each player's final score (FS) indicates the dare they have to do.
For instance, a final score of 12.5 has to do the dare marked "FS > 10".


Comments about the dares:

• Piss is only used fresh and still warm. Consuming your own piss will not make you sick if you are healthy.
• Shit is only used fresh and still warm. Consuming your own shit will not make you sick if you are healthy, though it may cause diarrhoea.
• X and Y are random numbers gotten by rolling a normal 6-sided die. For remote players, dice can be rolled on a shared screen on www.rolz.org
• Some dares start with a NAME: because another dare uses the same.

The dares:

FS>00 Drink X/6 glass of piss

FS>05 HAND: take a full shit on a plate. Move it into the toilet with your hands only.

FS>10 Use your shit as lube and wank with it for X minutes

FS>15 MOUTH: take a full shit on a plate. Move it into the toilet with your mouth only.

FS>20 Lick a turd X times

FS>25 Spread shit to cover your whole face including beard, not eyes nor hair, and keep it on for X minutes

FS>30 Eat a cup of cereals mixed with piss (enough piss to soak all the cereals without stirring)

FS>35 Cover your lips with shit and lick your lips with your tongue X times fully around your mouth. If Y>3, no spitting

FS>40 Same as HAND, then lick the plate clean. If X>3, no spitting.

FS>45 Same as MOUTH, then lick the plate clean. If X>3, no spitting.

FS>50 Put X/2 teaspoons full of shit into your mouth, hold it for Y*10 seconds, then spit it out

FS>55 Suck on a turd for X*20 seconds, then put it down, get a glass of water, rinse and swallow the water.

FS>60 Fill a condom with shit and pinch a pin hole in it. Chew on the condom for X*5 times slowly. Don't swallow.

FS>65 CHEW: put in your mouth: X/2 teaspoons of shit and (Y=1) a cookie, (Y=2) a slice of bread, (Y=3) the same amount of yoghurt, (Y=4 or 5) some food of your choice or (Y=6) nothing else. Chew it until it is completely smooth and mixed. Spit it out

FS>70 Fix a bowl of (X<4) cereals or (X>3) spaghetti with Y/2 teaspoons full of shit, stir well, eat (swallow) all of it

FS>75 Same as CHEW. Instead of spitting, swallow all of it.

FS>80 Same as CHEW. Spit it in a cup, pour it back in your mouth, swallow all of it.

FS>85 Shove your finger in your ass hole right after shitting. Suck your finger clean. No spitting

FS>90 EAT: put in bowl: X*2 teaspoons of shit and (Y=1) a cookie, (Y=2) a slice of bread, (Y=3) the same amount of yoghurt, (Y=4 or 5) some food of your choice or (Y=6) nothing else. Mix with a fork or spoon, chew it and eat it

FS>95 Same as EAT but instead of swallowing, spit it out in another bowl. When the 1st bowl is empty, pour the 2nd bowl in your mouth a gulp at a time and swallow.


To participate, add a post with your age and gender (if they're not in your signature) and whether you are willing to play with 1 or more, and which gender ... After the dare, report back in a post what your dare was and how you enjoyed it.

[4fun]

And i'll start. I'm 40, male and will take this dare if i can find at least 2 other guys to participate.

[darextr]

I am in for that

[darextr]

pushing this up... looking for 3rd guy to play

[ScaredBMD]

I'll join this one if you're still game

[!!!!]

I'll play. Sounds like fun.

[gorgeouswhore]

Sounds fun and scary! I'll play if anyone's looking for a woman.

[raynacd]

ok im in on the next round

[idle_red]

I did this alone for my first time because I was a little bit nervous. So I rolled 6 die and came away with 15 so my task was to shot on a plate then transfer it with just my mouth to the bowl. When I was starting I thought it was going to be quite a liquid shit so it made me more nervous about the task, luckily it came out nice and firm. I managed to transfer it all to the bowl as well but I only really used my lips (no shot went fully inside my mouth). I'm really trying to push my boundaries when it comes to shit so thank you for this and hopefully I can do more of these soon.

[react]

gorgeouswhore loose!!! that was really exiting, the fear of loosing

[lea_tv]

39 year xdresser ready for play

[!!!!]

Anyone wanna play now?

[Toilet_Torture]

I'll be doing this in a few minutes with Battlefield 1.

I'm terrible at shooters so I am hoping this will incentive me to play at my best.

THE GAME

Before I started the game, I made the decision to only play Assault with a shotgun equipped, as that is the medal I was currently working for. I made some creative edits to the dare. If my team WON, then I had the option to either take my dare, or roll a dice to determine if I got the dare immediately above it, below it, or the same dare. If my team LOST however, then I simply had to do my dare given. I considered doing something for if I achieved my medal (which I did!), however I could not think of anything that would ultimately work with the way this dare format is set up.

We spawn into the game, and I see the map is the Argonne Forest. This worked both for me and against me. It did help me complete my medal (10 headshots with a shotgun), because its constant close quarters. However, constant death and being a poor shot brought my score down considerably (opposed to if I was Medic or Scout). We ended up winning a VERY tight game (994 to 1000). I ranked 25th out of 31 players on my team. This is a factor of 3.2258. My rank, multiplied by that factor, gave me a final score of 80.6. Yikes! That is quite high.

THE DARE:

FS>80 CHEW: put in your mouth: X/2 teaspoons of shit and (Y=1) a cookie, (Y=2) a slice of bread, (Y=3) the same amount of yoghurt, (Y=4 or 5) some food of your choice or (Y=6) nothing else. Chew it until it is completely smooth and mixed. Spit it in a cup, pour it back in your mouth, swallow all of it.

Because I won the match, I also had the option to roll a die and test my luck between the other two. FS>75 was the same dare, but I didn't need to spit up the mixture. FS>85 was "Shove your finger in your ass hole right after shitting. Suck your finger clean. No spitting". In my opinion, both of these options were better so I decided to roll.

1 or 2 would give me "75". 3 or 4 would give me "80" and 5 or 6 would give me "85". I rolled a 4, giving me the same dare I was fated to do, and the worst of the three in my mind. I proceeded to roll for X and Y which were 4 and 5 respectively. This gave me the final dare of:

Put 2 teaspoons of shit in your mouth with some food of your choice. Chew it until it is completely smooth and mixed. Spit it in a cup, pour it back in your mouth, swallow all of it. Dreading this dare, I left the computer to go find all the necessary ingredients.

RESULTS:

I decided to go with a banana. They are pretty neutral in flavor, so it should only sweeten the shit. It wasn't that bad, until I had to spit it up . There was a weird texture coating my mouth and it made it pretty vile. I almost puked sipping it back up. Needless to say, this was a terrible dare and I'll be playing this again one day soon.

[Monkeywrench]

I'd like to play battleships with someone.

[Sissy_Slave_Yue]

I really want to play this with someone 🥺👉🏻👈🏻