[Dare] If you catch me

[Captain0blivious]

I’m going on a trail run alone next week, and I’ll be proving that I need diapers during it. I have to fill my underwear with a brown mess at least 1 mile from my car.

If you catch me in an hour, you can choose my underwear (including a cheap purchase)

Catch me in 30 minutes, and you can choose my outfit (from what I have)

Catch me in 10 minutes, and the dare is yours to control entirely.

(Anyone who catches me in the hour gets evidence pics if they want it.)