Yo, my home bro. Just wanted to say that you're a fine specimen of a man, and any lovely sub would be lucky to have you. You're such a caring person, and you seek me out for a chat even when I'm too sidetracked and busy with life to do it myself. Thanks for being awesome, you penis! I hope you'll have the best day ever jack-hammering and screwing and grinding and pounding all the nails! Don't be too good with your hands, though. Or people will be jelly. ;D
- Cleri
PS: GET A FRIKKIN PROFILE PIC, U LAME-O TARDIS MUFFIN.