I wasnt going to say Yes, but you know what, im tired of looking for a Master ill never have. Ill PM you for your Email. I ask only that you please, please dont make me do anything too bad.
Ill... let you know anything about me. I came up with this stupid Pillory Punishment idea a while ago. Read it. Ill do it for you. Just for your pleasure. Ill not SLEEP just to be here with you, if thats what you want. What else do i even have?
Ok... Ill do anything you want, within my limits. Ill be here every day. Ill make up for all my lackings, ill... i dont know what i could possibly offer you.
