JackSpratt

Birmingham v Chelsea

Chelsea... are worrying. Worrying because they can sometimes be very good, and sometimes very bad. And if you remember, they were abysmal without Didi Drogba at the start of the season... Then again, now they have Nic Anelka who has had a tenuous relationship with top flight clubs.

Then there's Birmingham, who have evidently got a point to prove. McLeish wants his team to be successful, and they were hardly pushovers last week. And James McFadden will...

John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) is undeniably one of the most handsome human beings on this planet. His good looks are accentuated by a smirk of a grin that would make anyone crumble and his eyes are wonderful as well.

Why is it then, that Russel T. Davies (the writer) decided that all of the other characters have to be dreadfully unattractive? Why was there such a necessity for the cast to be English or Welsh? Was there such a desperate need to counter John Barrowman's American...