SlutPuppy

I should slap myself for being so lame anyway. :P

Hey slut puppy! Im new to this site and I find your user name very attractive. Give me a holler back. Wait does howl have anything to do with giving a holler? cuz otherwise I dont think this joke works

Insert doggy here

Dear Slut Puppy, I wholeheartedly apologise for my drunken behaviour on chat. It is completely innapropriate and when I am sober I promise to make it up to you however you see fit. I hope you can forgive me this once, and if you give me your address I will clean your boots when you desire. Regards and again, apologies, The Legend.

THAT IS SO ME, RIGHT THERE.

o.o

POKE.
Idk why I just poked you >.>

Showing me the butt-end of the old year, eh?

And a happy new year to you too