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Oh, how very selfless of you. I'm sure it must've been such a hardship for you. I mean really I should be thanking you for looking out for me (and my boobs) like that.

I... don't believe you. Not one bit

Also did I mention your profile picture is really distracting...

So you don't think I would slap you if your hands wandered?

Me too, although in fairness pretty much every day is a Saturday when you're a student hahaha

Well, I was always under the impression that it's impolite to go around grabbing people's boobs. Then again several of my friends don't seem to share this opinion... either that or my boobs have some kind of magnetic property which keeps magically attracting people's hands to them.

That's what Saturdays are for!

If that's how you behave in public it's no wonder you get funny looks. I'm surprised no one's taken out a restraining order to be honest *folds arms to protect boobs*

I'm sure they're just admiring the view... *cough*

I did, thanks Did you?

Well, as luck would have it I do forget they're there sometimes. So then it's a lovely surprise when I remember their existence *grabs boobs to check they're still there*

And I suppose they are... except it's much more socially acceptable to show off your boobs in public

Very wise. That's the only downside to be honest. Except it's not even that much of a downside really seeing as they're nice to look at and fun to play with. Win-win

I would mock you for that... but boobs are very, very distracting. It's a wonder anyone ever manages to get anything done with them around tbh...

I just got really distracted by all the boob gifs and now I can't stop looking. Hope you're happy.

It's called the internet, poppet. But I do agree that boobs should always be a priority.