You realize we'd have to have sex for that to happen, right?

i can't help it!!!!!! i think i'm honestly in love! can i have your babys?

Dang, You're still creepin my pic's? lol I think you're addicted to me.

i'm still waiting for my marriage proposal and more pics

bahahahahah LAAAAMMMEEE and soo un original! so you have a math test?!

i can help you study. ready? ... lets add you and me, subtract our cloths, divide my legs, and multiply!

[me] Hey babe!
[you] I have a boyfriend...
[me] I have a math test on Monday.
[you] Whaaat??
[me] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we were about to cheat on.

*Hands you an apple martini

[me] hey there
[you] sorry i have a gf
[me] i have a gold fish!!!
[you] hunh?!
[me] o, i'm sorry, i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter right now!

drink has been bought!

Alright, how about you buy me a drink and give me your best pick up line?

i am a hard worker...and my men never go unpleased! i will be faithful and honest, and make your wildest dreams come true!

lol, You'lll have to work harder than that babe!