Take picture and email it to me

Okay. I'll try.

Keep him on lead so he can't get away as he begins wrap lead around your hand so he can't move

Okay. I'll try but can't promise I'd be able to get him to pee in my mouth. He's probably get confused and walk away from me. lol.

Okay but just before I dare you to take him out for a walk... whether he cocks his leg you jump down and catch it in your mouth

My dogs male.
Yeah the 25 messages thing is idiotic. I gotta run in a sec anyway though so maybe we can chat again later.

Apparently can only send 25 messages an hour? Bullshit. Um is it male or female?