Ychydig yn.

I dated a lass from Wales when I was younger and bolder. She left an impression.

I'm not sure if you are creative, brazen or both.

You certainly have my attention, which many crave, but few can endure.

Ydych chi'n siarad Cymraeg?

Well, my brain is not exactly the most creative the now, but I think I know something that may amuse you:

Roedd gwraig ifanc o Wessex
Pwy oedd yn beth go iawn ar gyfer spandex
Ei bil glanhau yn ormodol
ar gyfer yr holl collwyr a spanked ei

Ahh, so the intruder fancies himself a poet, does he?

Well then slave, as compensation for your trespass write me a verse.

If it amuses me you will be spared, for I need a court jester.

But if you fail . . .

Well you know how it goes, moths and flames with the trick being to stay just close enough to bask in that light but not too close as to end up singed and burned by the experience.

I thought I had a good balance going on there.

I see you hiding in the shadows.

Did you think you would escape the gaze of the Bitch-goddess?