Place half a dozen eggs in your clothing then go and spin in public until you get so dizzy you are bound to fall over. Choice of a wooden floor sounds sensible or can you think of better than a wooden floor?
Searching for a master again!?
You are such hot property but your needs are niche.
You know that the guys are gonna get sexual sooner or later...
...sooner!
Good luck
...oh! A kind of PS - in your ad you said brake when you in fact meant break.
Just an observation - twenty star jumps with a raw egg in between your teeth...