Hmm.... I think I've done a lot to earn it. More than you can do in a life time. -wears a suit whilst watching you smoke your pipe in a dim lit room-

How does it not have any meaning? A pretty picture can make someone smile or happy, it has a meaning that can't always be seen on the outside. Am I understanding this wrong? It sounds very interesting but also pretty morbid as well.

What may have brought on this dark mood, may I ask?

You've taken me for granted,
You never appreciated me,
I bent over backwards for you,
And this is what I get in return,

Fuck you,
You got was was coming

lmao that wasn't directed at you and it didn't rhyme but it needed to be said

( I'm pretty sure it hasn't been made into a porn yet because people would get such massive boners that they would essentially blow up and die. I can't think of another reason. I'd want to act in it too though! )

Well, some not that well. I don't know, do you think you deserve that cake? What have you done to earn it? :P
*Smokes pipe* (Since I'm a professor, now... :P)

Dadaism is an art form that can be used in any art, not only for poems. And essentially it is saying really, that nothing has a meaning and eventually ends in meaninglessness. Therefor pretty art has no meaning, chocolate cake has no meaning and speaking any existing language has no meaning. It kind of makes sense, in a very dark and obscure way.

In the future,
there will be no
more culture,
no more low,

No more high,
no life to live,
no birth to give,
no death to die.

Holy crap, you catched me in a dark mood today. D:

(How come noone ever made that into porn? I would die to see such a movie! (Or act in it? :3))

You speak every one of those languages? Jeez, kudos to you man, how you remember all of them is beyond me.

Lol I cannot read a word you said in that first poem, except the last line of course, haha. I don't even know if I can translate it because I don't know which language is which to translate, SO, you win this round, Professor PV. Can I still have some chocolate cake?

So, Dadaism is a type of poem right, it's not like saying actual pieces of art have no meaning? Or is it.... Because if it is, then I don't like it so much lol but it sounds really cool in the poem. Nice mental imagery!

When it rains,
Hearts are made of glass,
Because I don't give a shit,
And Satan is in town
Christ!

( Oh man, you better use your canopy umbrella, there's just so much man-juice that you wouldn't want to get that nasty shit in your hair )

And, since I would have posted this in the first post, but it wouldn't let me, because I had too many characters in it. (Can you believe it?)

Dadaism is a genre of art that basically denies all sense and meaning to anything. With that believe dadaists create art that has no meaning in order to show how nothing has a meaning.

Haggel,
Gewould druuug,
Ganneggel,
Zlaaaaaaan buuug,
Neegrual ppling,
Slicksu,
Bluing,
Klsu.

Or they just make things that actually have meanings, but put them into order and form so they lose all:

In the winter,
Clouds are happiest,
Because rain is purple,
And hearts are blue.
Penguins!

(Man-juice everywhere! I need my umbrella today, it's raining man-juice again...)

Counting from what I learned first, from baby age to roughly 18:
German
French
English
Italian
Spanish

And somewhere inbetween I learned the language of sarcasm. O.o

Multilanguage Poem Time!

Es war einmal, vor langer Zeit,
The place unknown, the time was right:

Non so se tu sai, ma sono contento con la gente,
Avec l'amour dans cette mond,
Soy sicuro, que eres tu tambien caliente,
Il m'arrache le fond,
Und schlussendlich ist's doch wie immer:
Love shines everywhere, like a huge glimmer.

How romantic! :3
I'll give you an extra huge chocolate cake with weird-sauce topping if you can translate it into English without a translator! :P

Lmao, well I'll humor you, what are the other languages you've learned Mr. PV?

I agree! I love new music too, and there's always a huge variety waiting, and that's just great. YouTube holds the foundation of ALLLL THE MUSIIICCCC.

Now you're talking about things I don't understand,
This is definitely not something that I planned,

You better watch yourself because I got back up,
I'll put you back in baseball and make you wear a cup,

Stop pissing in the snow,
Don't you know,
That shit's for grade schoolers,
Take that bitch I am your new ruler

lmao I suck so bad haha, what's Dadaism?

( A lot of things make me think of man-juice, and they are hardly ever good things lol Yeah go to sleep and refresh your mind lovveellyyy )

In fact, it's not even the second one I've learnt. *Brag-mode*

Yeah, but I don't think this necessarily ruins a song. I still love many songs and albums that helped me through rough times, mainly because they did so. But I also just LOVE to discover new music. It's so great how there always will be another album you haven't heard, yet will love once you hear it. :3

Now there granpa,
Listen for yourself,
We're young, duh,
Still, don't put us in shelves,

We're smart
and dumb,
With lotsa heart,
and one thumb,

I lost my senses,
A while ago,
Where's my wenches,
My pee in the snow.

Bib,
Exclamation mark,
Dib,
Frustration's dark.

Dadaism ftw?

(Yes to all. Somehow this makes me think of man-juice... Whatever, my brain is running mad again. I need to sleep.)

G'night

Lol was your native or wasn't your native language? Either way, you're pretty good haha.

Yeah, it sucks that a song kind of gets ruined because of darker times, but that's why there are new songs!

Listen young lad,
I'm not sayin' I hate you,
But you're never allowed at my pad,
If you come I will throw a shoe

My brain's working pretty fine as well,
There's never been a problem with it,
So take your words and go to hell,
Or I'll punch you in the clit

LOL mine had a sexual reference but it's not valid since you don't have one soooo! It technically doesn't have one.

( I couldn't agree more. We're that weird goop on the side of the dish that no one wants to try, but when they do they regret never trying it because it's so damn good. )

Ya, I never told you English was my native. :P
Right? But sadness and grieve are basic human feelings, so I really don't blame anyone for feeling down when a friend dies. That would be weird in a bad way.

Yes! Oh, I've listened certain songs so much at certain times, that I only need to put them on to feel a couple years younger. :3
(And at certain darker times I listened some songs, that are now forever reserved for such times. They're mostly darker songs, so they're not ruined. But when listening to them, I can feel those times creep up behind me...)

Now we do math?
No way, that's rad,
I just took a bath,
So I'm really glad,

Cause my brain's working swell,
And I'd beat you so bad,
In a battle to hell,
So try not to get mad.

Not one sexual reference. I'm that good. Yay!

Why weird? We're only enjoying the poetic pleasures of life. :P
(Ok. We are weird. But whatever. We're the weird spicy sauce on the dull and grey dish of life.)

Your first language isn't English? You fooled me, haha. You're right, I mean, I guess the funeral is more so for friends and family. I wouldn't be unhappy or sad if someone didn't have one for me ( I would be dead, lol), they don't need to feel sad, they can just move on!

Some of her songs are pretty good, I like Lacrimosa, but the rest just bring me back to times I would never like to go back to again lol. You know how songs can bring you places, man, back in time and all.

You only feel like Al Gore,
Don't you want to feel like something more?
Presidents don't interest me,
I'd rather talk about 2 + 3,


lmao we are fucking weird. Yes, the other gay is very fun.