Gorillas are harmless. It's the gibbons we have to watch for

No no, he can't be. I know he can't be. For he is Rafiki, and he was delicious last week when I served him for supper

Don't try fooling me, I have spoken with Rafiki!

I cannot leave gibbons alone, not now that I know your evil plot.

Nice try, but I am now aware of the truth. I shall be writing to the appropriate authorities in order to stop you!

Yeah, it's just weird... I keep thinking to myself that gibbons don't use the internet...

I keep reading your name as "DareGibbon"...

Damn optical tricks...