LOL!!! I found your facebook. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(like I said... not a stalker. )

DEPP READ MY EMAAAAILLLLLLLLLL pleaseeeee.

Depp, I just realised something cool. I CAN EDIT YOUR SIGNATURE/AVATAR/PROFILE PIC. Oooooooohhh tempting.

As your 45 year old virtual fiance... I must say that sleeping outside isn't a... pleasurable experience. Why not come inside and sleep on my couch?! Caramel popcorn provided. (Sorry if I take up all the room though...)

Ohhh, hey. I'm not stalking you or anything. I was just driving by your neighborhood and thought I would pull over and sleep outside your house for a few weeks.

MMMmmmmm depp's heart is made of sparkling diamonds. How I wish to have a shiny heart. *clasp hands*

kk il stop wen u mak it permnent :whitetrash:

i iz no trollz. :whitetrash:

how r u? :whitetrash:

hi depp. :whitetrash: