My nose as a toilet? You mean you would be pissing into my nostrils? Ow! That's really evil and deviant!!!!

Hm - Your Hair to wipe my ass. Maybe, but youd be the one wiping with it. And i assume your talking about the hair on your cunt, naturally. I wouldnt allow it to come into contact with me, it wouldnt deserve it. But, who knows, your hair might. For that matter, i may have use of your nose, as a toilet. Hm?

Oh, I am sorry to have insulted your shit with my filthy holes.

Maybe you might find my hair useful? To wipe your crack? To dry your feet? To sneeze into?

Your cunt MIGHT be worth my shit, but thats a stretch.
Getting sick from holding my shit in your little cunt for a week or two almost, but not quite seems like something remotely worth it. Ill remember that, but keep trying, bitch.

You do not like my mouth? Then what if I offered my cunt instead? Maybe you could scrub the sole of your shoes on my twat? Or piss into my cunt-hole while I kept it wide gaping with my fingers? Would that raise your interest? Am I on the right track now?

Listen, your still not getting it. Your mouth isnt worthy of my pee. My pee is like, amazing. Your mouth, would barely deserve my shit. Try again, cunt.

I'm sorry for being so stupid that I cannot even beg correctly. What could I offer to make my plea understood? Sniffing your feet was obviously not enough... Maybe I could offer to lick between your toes? Or offer you my face as a seat? As you sit on my face, would you like to use my nose to rub your clit on? Would you me to drink your pee.

Please, I beg you, if nothing of this succeeds in pleasing you, please give me some hints so that I can beg you in the proper way that you deserve.

Is that seriously all you can do? Wow.
Have another go at begging, you obviously dont know what your doing.
Your making yourself look like you deserve feelings or some bullshit.

Dear Claire, I beg your pardon and I present you my apologies for the time you have wasted on my pathetic visitor messages. Now I'm begging you on my knees and with my nose on your feet to humiliate me some more, to trash me like the filthy piece of cunt I am.

Oh, ok. Since your such an insolent cunt, how about you come begging to me, since obviously no man will waste a second of his life pondering over a useless bitch like you. You should be BEGGING me to speak to you, not just asking, like you deserve my attention. Go on, apologise. Nothing short of a few months of servitude could make up for the time ive wasted on you, but your probably too fucking pathetic to offer anything of yourself. Go on, answer me slut. Lets see if you can actually follow an instruction, hm?