Jan is crazy.

Lol...

"God, I'd love to burn your candles!"
"You burn it, you buy it!"
"Great! I'll be your first customer!"
"You're hardly my first!"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

"You took me by the hand,
And me a man,
That one night,
You made everything all right...

So raw
So right
All night
All right
Oh, yeah"

These are some of the lyrics from "That One Night" by The Hunted, on the office. Read the plot synopsis to dinner party:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinner_Party_(The_Office)

Not a dinner party I would want to go to.