Time for Funbag!

Let's open it up!


Since Manbearpig's are not real, odds are one is not. Unless of course you are on some kind of drugs, then there is a good chance a Manbearpig is following you, a Manpearpig and Richard Simmons.

Of course not. I wish bad things upon people all the time. It is usually reserved for the same 2 or 3 people, and I never wish death or physical injury, but I do wish bad things to them. You are probably thinking, Manbearpig, that isn't very nice? Yeah, well do you want your mortal enemy to win a million dollars? Didn't think so.


I am 100 percent man, 0 percent bear and 0 percent pig.

I personally have no idea. But thinking about yahoo, it annoys the shit out of me. How does any one company think they can compete with google. I mean, google has everything. Yahoo needs to advertise on tv saying, "Hey! Come use our shitty search engine! Yahooooooooooo!" Google doesn't need to do that. Everyone knows, "Hey, I need to find something online. I'll just google it." I mean, how cool is that?! You get a word put in the dictionary because of your site. I mean that is hard to do.

I don't think so. Spanish is a pain in the ass though. I took it for 10 years and I forgot 95% of what I learned. Then again, 95% of the time I had horrible teachers or teachers that did not want to teach Spanish but when they did they did a good job.

Snack time! (This is where I put a random picture of someone eating)



Back to your questions

Of course not. If you kill me and they catch you, you go to jail. If you kill me and they don't catch you and you believe in God or don't believe in God and God turns out to be real, you are going to hell. If you kill me and they don't catch you and you either believe in God and he turns out not to be real or you don't believe in God and you turn out to be right, then go for it. Of course if they catch you and God is real, well then, you are pretty fucked.

No it does not, but that would be cool

Spice Girls. First of all, they have an advantage in terms of size. Second of all, I don't like oysters. Third, I don't like canoes.

Great bathroom moments (via a submission)



Random cussing song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

Random clean version of a cussing song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dBNb0aIGOU

Funny demotivational picture of the week:



Thanks for a great first funbag! Send submissions for Friday. I will have a reminder Thursday