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Tutu Code of Conduct
Since my co-dom, Dr. Dom (formerly Dominantbritmale), is leaving getDare for a little while, I have decided that I need to recruit somebody to fill his tutu in his absence.
Luckily, MastersVoice, has volunteered as tribute.
After he ran over to welshland to pick up the tutu from DBM, I added a whole jar full of glitter and the tutu was ready for its interim wearer.
MastersVoice doesn't fill the tutu out quiet as well as DBM, but he will do while we wait patiently for DBM to return. (Then we might need to get a new tutu for MastersVoice).
Immediately after putting on the tutu, MastersVoice tried to modify it with stupid sports badges. I had to slap him and tell him no!
Since the men in my life seem to do better with clear and concise rules, I have decided to present them with the ...
Now, enjoy your tutus gentlemen, and remember to follow the rules or else I will surgically attach them to you! *evil laugh*
Luckily, MastersVoice, has volunteered as tribute.
After he ran over to welshland to pick up the tutu from DBM, I added a whole jar full of glitter and the tutu was ready for its interim wearer.
MastersVoice doesn't fill the tutu out quiet as well as DBM, but he will do while we wait patiently for DBM to return. (Then we might need to get a new tutu for MastersVoice).
Immediately after putting on the tutu, MastersVoice tried to modify it with stupid sports badges. I had to slap him and tell him no!
Since the men in my life seem to do better with clear and concise rules, I have decided to present them with the ...
TUTU CODE OF CONDUCT
1. You must always wear a shirt with your tutu. Chest hair and tutus do not mix.
2. Glitter is a hazard of the outfit. Learn to love it, not fight it.
3. Complaining is not allowed.
4. There is never an amount of glitter that is too much.
5. No talking about sports or dumb "boy" things while wearing the tutu.
6. No making modifications to the tutu.
7. Underwear must always be worn under the tutu, it is not a kilt!
8. Keep your tutu clean at all times, no spills or messy play.
9. Respect the tutu. No calling it names. It is not its fault you look silly.
10. Deodorant must always be worn, because ewww smelly!
11. When somebody compliments you on your tutu, you must curtsy and say "Thank you, I feel pretty."
12. Dancing while wearing the tutu is highly encouraged.
1. You must always wear a shirt with your tutu. Chest hair and tutus do not mix.
2. Glitter is a hazard of the outfit. Learn to love it, not fight it.
3. Complaining is not allowed.
4. There is never an amount of glitter that is too much.
5. No talking about sports or dumb "boy" things while wearing the tutu.
6. No making modifications to the tutu.
7. Underwear must always be worn under the tutu, it is not a kilt!
8. Keep your tutu clean at all times, no spills or messy play.
9. Respect the tutu. No calling it names. It is not its fault you look silly.
10. Deodorant must always be worn, because ewww smelly!
11. When somebody compliments you on your tutu, you must curtsy and say "Thank you, I feel pretty."
12. Dancing while wearing the tutu is highly encouraged.
Now, enjoy your tutus gentlemen, and remember to follow the rules or else I will surgically attach them to you! *evil laugh*
Total Comments 4
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I like these rules!
Ps. Whispers .. can we get tutus?Posted 03-01-2019 at 02:45 AM by LittleMissSass 
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PMSL - I am totally disappointed that I am unable to cover my new garment in Arsenal crests although wearing it does add a certain sophistication to my dancing.
The glitter gets everywhere by the way... and I mean everywhere!!!!!Posted 03-01-2019 at 05:51 AM by MastersVoice
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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:Originally Posted by Agx
I like these rules!
Ps. Whispers .. can we get tutus?Posted 03-01-2019 at 09:16 AM by Butterfly
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Oh yes it does! Did you read about my glitter spanking? I swear I found glitter in cracks and crevices for months after.Quote:Originally Posted by MastersVoice
PMSL - I am totally disappointed that I am unable to cover my new garment in Arsenal crests although wearing it does add a certain sophistication to my dancing.
The glitter gets everywhere by the way... and I mean everywhere!!!!!Posted 03-01-2019 at 09:17 AM by Butterfly
