Well when I finally registered on the site, I thought I was feeling all creative and unique when I created my username. Seriously, who would call themselves by something you order off a menu at Waffle House?

Unfortunately, I didn't actually Google my username before I committed to it. Apparently there's a 25/M in Milwaukee, WI, USA already beat me to it. (And according to his ad on adultfriendfinder, he's quite the creep! Not that I'm passing judgment or anything...) On top of that there's...

I figured I should probably explain some about the dares I've posted recently. There is some common thread to them, if you have figured that out already.

Personally, I'm not into dares that require a trip to the grocery store, the home improvement store AND a little boutique on the corner. C'mon, who has 250 feet of rope, five pairs of handcuffs and three gallons of maple syrup? If you do, great, but I don't.

I am into dares that require little more than a willing spirit...

I go like for 3 days and basically half of getdare changes their username. Have i missed something?!!!!

*takes deep breath*
My bologna has a first name,
Its O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name,
Its M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh! I love to eat it every day and it you ask me why I'll say: Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weener!
That is what I'd truely like to beeee!
And if I were an Oscar Mayer Weener,
everyone would be in love with me!

I'm done!

I AM Naughty_Chloe.... Nomatter what everyone else says! It's the truth and thats how it is

I go to Chlurch every morning.

Bd thing is though that Chloe is denying that she's me DON'T BELIEVE HER!!

The truth IS that I'm Chloe!

Anyone who disgrees will go there *points at deep hole filled with lava... and crayons*

Even though it has been 4 months sence I have moved, I still have not ajusted to my new area. I think of my new place as a temporary dwelling vs. a home. Beacuse I don't feel home. Although I have met many new friends, everything else is wrong. My new house is weird, it is too hot, school here sucks (glad it is summer!), there is even bad shopping (and as shallow as this may seem, I love to shop and this is important to me.). So really I'm just feeling kind of depressed right now and just want to go...

AN IMPOSER HERE HAS BEEN TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY!

She made ONE mistake though.. instead of small she's big.

The user is named TheLittleStrawberry, and if you see her, I ask to catch her and bring her to me.. ALIVE!! *evil maniac-laughter*

Anyway thanks for your time!


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