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Urban Dictionary
Posted 08-22-2010 at 03:38 PM by softeyes
1. soft eyes
The ability to see the whole thing. If you have hard eyes, you're just staring at the tree and missing the forest.
"You know what you need at a crime scene? Soft eyes."
- Detective Bunk, from The Wire.
1. Kris
an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours
(another hot girl) = you're such a kris
Atheletic, fun, sexy, cool, popular.
2. Kris
A man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is known as somewhat of an attention whore. Has a high charisma, but usually is thought of as someone undatable, but totally sexable.
"Damn that guy is such a Kris. No wonder all the ladies are on him."
Kriss, kri, kirs, krissizzle, krissin, krist.
3. Kris
Slang for a even bigger cock than a Chris.
A person who can get any chick he wants.
Someone that everyone likes his name and his body.
Some people like for his personality, or his looks.
Girl- I just had sex with Rob.
Other girl- OMG Rob has such a Kris
Cock, huge, nice bod, nice personality.
The ability to see the whole thing. If you have hard eyes, you're just staring at the tree and missing the forest.
"You know what you need at a crime scene? Soft eyes."
- Detective Bunk, from The Wire.
1. Kris
an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours
(another hot girl) = you're such a kris
Atheletic, fun, sexy, cool, popular.
2. Kris
A man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is known as somewhat of an attention whore. Has a high charisma, but usually is thought of as someone undatable, but totally sexable.
"Damn that guy is such a Kris. No wonder all the ladies are on him."
Kriss, kri, kirs, krissizzle, krissin, krist.
3. Kris
Slang for a even bigger cock than a Chris.
A person who can get any chick he wants.
Someone that everyone likes his name and his body.
Some people like for his personality, or his looks.
Girl- I just had sex with Rob.
Other girl- OMG Rob has such a Kris
Cock, huge, nice bod, nice personality.
Total Comments 7
Comments
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Wow, Krissizzle.Posted 08-22-2010 at 03:47 PM by BettyBoop 
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You ok? You're head's not becoming too big?
I hope it's not to compensate a little willy that you show off like that, flattering your ego
Posted 08-22-2010 at 03:56 PM by Teeks
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smacks you ass...
haha better now?Posted 08-22-2010 at 04:02 PM by Nixie
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I like the second one. You ♥ the attention.
Posted 08-22-2010 at 04:33 PM by sweetsong
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I do not love the attention. D:
*hides*
@Nixie, ow.. *moans a little* ...o.o
@Teeks, =.= ...Posted 08-23-2010 at 06:22 AM by softeyes
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Bahahaha. I just noticed you tagged this blog with "hung".
Oh the funny just continues...Posted 08-23-2010 at 06:46 AM by sweetsong
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*completely approves*
look at mine name
Posted 08-23-2010 at 06:54 AM by Woof
