I had a revelation the other day ... I don't need to get a puppy, I already have one: Mr. Devious. I know this isn't too much of a surprise, he did recently get a tail plug for his birthday ... but even if we put kink aside, Mr. Devious really is like a puppy.

Let me explain:

He is good at playing fetch
Mr. Devious is great at fetching me things: water, my phone, a towel ...

He likes head scratches and back rubs
Every night he comes over to...

I have daddy issues. There, I said it.

I have known for a long time that I have daddy issues. I do not have a great relationship with my father, and I have been dealing with that throughout my entire life.

When I started to realize that I was a little, I fought it pretty hard. It weirded me out. I knew it was a part of my personality and who I was, but I fought...

Bedtime Stories

Oh the Places You'll Go

Lorax

Minions Snow Day

The Princess and the Pea

Rumplestilskin

Smelly Socks

That's Not Fair

Green Eggs and Ham

Love You Forever

I have to go Pee

Princess Ashley and the Missing Mr. Elephant

Just a Mess

Singing

All Star

Say Something

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Mr. Devious was so freaking sweet last week and made me a thread to help make me feel better after we received some bad news. In this thread he allowed people to give me spanks by posting compliments, jokes or gifs.

Every 100 spanks, also earned me 1 edge.

I ended up with a grand total of 1514 spankings and 15 edges!!!!

243 Hand
106 Star Crop
227 Heart Crop
91 Red Flogger
197 Black Flogger
182 Whippy Cane

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Here is a list of my Pet Peeves that are mostly specific to the getDare and or Kink community (Please note: most of these are from the sub perspective):

1. People who say "you know you love it".
There are very few people who know me well enough to say a statement like this and have it be true. I hate when people get this fantasy in their head that I like something and then impose it on me. For example: I was talking to a Dom who I was going to be on trial with. We had...

1. There are not just two genders
Naturally, nature works. In fact in detail, everything is quite complicated. But to stay sane, we Human beings need to simplify things. Like tables generally have four legs and a plate. Or most often. Or at least they are made to put stuff on them and sit around them on chairs. Or stand in front of them and do stuff with things on them.
Take a closer look at bees and ants. Or go look up Humon Animal lives. Or Schizophyllum.

2. Genders are...

Poo: Delightfully Degrading

There’s something rather horrible about poo; it’s smelly, sticky (but occasionally runny) and just yucky. Yet somehow, I’m mildly curious about it, but only when I’m in the right mood (usually the hornier I am the darker my fetishes and wants tend to go). It’s an utterly disgusting and degrading thing to play with but that’s very much the appeal; to be forced to feel like a toilet and no longer deserving of the basic niceties that people deserve.
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