What is an Icemaiden?
According to Urban dictionary, a most excellent source of missinformation:
I was going to say I couldn't have said it better myself, but I can. The above is largely true, but it only just starts to touch on the truth.
My IceMaiden:
I could go on, and on, and on. I could sing her praises, but I really can't sing.
I love you baby girl.
(after the 17th telling i got 8+ months wrong, I decided to edit it. Apparantly it is closer to 10)
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ice maiden
A girl who acts cold hearted and bitchy towards all guys. Which sometimes is a turn-on for guys looking for a challenge or can be intimidating for guys who can't handle her personality.
Ice maiden are also girls who believe they are the elite. They often are mistaken to not have a heart, but their icy exterior hides their sweet, caring side. Ice maidens are generally hot girls who are misunderstood with their outside persona.
A girl who acts cold hearted and bitchy towards all guys. Which sometimes is a turn-on for guys looking for a challenge or can be intimidating for guys who can't handle her personality.
Ice maiden are also girls who believe they are the elite. They often are mistaken to not have a heart, but their icy exterior hides their sweet, caring side. Ice maidens are generally hot girls who are misunderstood with their outside persona.
My IceMaiden:
- Deliberately irritates me just so I glare at her.
- Changes my GetDare profile regularly so she can giggle.
- Says "Stoopid" a lot and spells it that way.
- Uses extra letters in her words to appear cute.
- Gets annoyed when other people do the same thing.
- Denies she tries to appear cute.
- Doesnt NEED to try to be cute.
- Listens to the same Disney song every night before she can sleep.
- Tries her very best to refuse her dummy, even though she wants it.
- Has the bluest, most expressive eyes in the world.
- Doesnt like me seeing her cry.
- Has a smile which lights my heart.
- Giggles like a toddler, but laughs like a whore.
- Always, always wears socks.
- Complains if I remove her socks.
- Wants more socks.
- Needs cuter socks.
- Has made the last 9+ months of my life a joy.
I could go on, and on, and on. I could sing her praises, but I really can't sing.
I love you baby girl.
(after the 17th telling i got 8+ months wrong, I decided to edit it. Apparantly it is closer to 10)
Total Comments 4
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Aww you two are so sweet together.Posted 04-01-2016 at 02:48 PM by LitDarkness 
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You, Sir, are awesome at expressing yourself with words, and so is your lady. I HATE reading the blogs you two love birds post (they make my old eyes blurry and paint a vision of a past that never was), but I just can't stop myself. I wish the two of you the very best. Now go get a room or something.Posted 04-01-2016 at 10:47 PM by Runesmith
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And 10 minutes after posting this, he removed my socks.
What a jerk.Posted 04-02-2016 at 05:38 AM by IceMaiden
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aw, i love all these sub appreciation blogs i've been seeing around lately! also, if you wanna buy frosty some cute socks, target has so many fun patterns and are super cheap so you can buy her a bazillion pairs.
Posted 04-02-2016 at 08:09 AM by lola.fox
