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You're sitting in a dingy bar. You drain the dregs of the last alcoholic beverage you can afford for the night. You've got one shiny coin left. You look around for something to spend it on. There's a charity jar at the end of the bar, which you reach out for. But just beyond it you see a big flashing jukebox. You walk over and slot your coin in. Not sure what to choose, you hit RANDOM.
The discs whirr into place, and it comes up...
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One - U2

Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:31 AM by Hampers
Updated 01-16-2009 at 07:39 AM by Hampers

See that? One - Unification, get it?

Well, work is well underway on Project Unification. Depp has decreed that the whole thing is to remain absolutely under wraps until launch date. It could cost me my position as moderator if I were to tell the general public any information about Project Runway Unification. But I've been a non-moderator user. I know what it's like to feel left out of the loop. I thought about how I would feel if I wasn't able to I thought it might be beneficial for me to share some comments and quotes from the moderation team about it:

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLittleStrawberry
It's really super-awesome

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hampers
I am so amazingly excited

Quote:
Originally Posted by Depp
This is a very good thing

And here are just some of the many important facts I have learnt through the introduction of Project and Survive
Unification:
  • Geoffrey Peel is an important man.
  • Depp is a comment god.
  • There are cows floating in space.

And finally, here is a (censored) extract from the multimedia presentation Depp gave us as a health and safety training exercise related to the impending Overhead
Projector Unification:

Quote:
Here is a **** of **** the ****.
I'll keep you posted with further updates as I get them. But until then, keep it hush-hush. Not a word to anyone.
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  1. Old Comment
    TheLittleStrawberry's Avatar
    I love how we both sound amazingly excited, and then Depp comes with his very flat, unenthusiastic comment
    Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:37 AM by TheLittleStrawberry TheLittleStrawberry is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Hampers's Avatar
    Shhh! You've pointed out my joke now!
    Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:40 AM by Hampers Hampers is offline
  3. Old Comment
    TheLittleStrawberry's Avatar
    but its a funny joke.
    Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:41 AM by TheLittleStrawberry TheLittleStrawberry is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Hampers's Avatar
    Ok fine... you can keep it this time...
    Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:42 AM by Hampers Hampers is offline
  5. Old Comment
    >It could cost me my position as moderator if I were to tell the general public any information about Project Runway Unification. But I've been a non-moderator user. I know what it's like to feel left out of the loop.<

    I, for one, wouldn't mind as much if you didn't keep giving cryptic clues like this and teasing us
    Posted 01-16-2009 at 10:02 AM by Davros Davros is offline
  6. Old Comment
    Hampers's Avatar
    I hate to break it to you, but this isn't a cryptic clue, sweetheart.

    This is a plain-as-day clue...
    Posted 01-16-2009 at 07:00 PM by Hampers Hampers is offline
  7. Old Comment
    Zeromus's Avatar
    Davros is your sweetheart?!?

    *runs far, far away.*
    Posted 01-16-2009 at 08:12 PM by Zeromus Zeromus is offline
  8. Old Comment
    TheLittleStrawberry's Avatar
    No... Hampers is just one of those gay types who end their messages with 'Love', 'sweetheart', 'Darling' or 'Cutie'
    Posted 01-17-2009 at 01:26 AM by TheLittleStrawberry TheLittleStrawberry is offline
  9. Old Comment
    Hampers's Avatar
    Is it that obvious?
    Posted 01-17-2009 at 01:42 AM by Hampers Hampers is offline
  10. Old Comment
    Zeromus's Avatar
    You Forgot The Word Cute!!!!
    Posted 01-17-2009 at 06:23 AM by Zeromus Zeromus is offline
  11. Old Comment
    I'm happily married, thankyou.
    Posted 01-17-2009 at 08:29 AM by Davros Davros is offline
  12. Old Comment
    Hampers's Avatar
    Married to the job...
    Posted 01-17-2009 at 06:08 PM by Hampers Hampers is offline
  13. Old Comment
    Zeromus's Avatar
    Yay! I know! I could start a forum game where we fictionaly marry each other off!

    Could be scary though o.O
    Posted 01-18-2009 at 05:13 AM by Zeromus Zeromus is offline
  14. Old Comment
    Hampers's Avatar
    Or we could not.
    Posted 01-18-2009 at 07:27 AM by Hampers Hampers is offline
  15. Old Comment
    Zeromus's Avatar
    Ohhh Hampers and Daniblonde look sooo cute together!
    Posted 01-18-2009 at 06:47 PM by Zeromus Zeromus is offline
  16. Old Comment
    Hampers's Avatar
    I've got another game. It's called "Guess who's going to be banned first." Official odds are 2 to 1 on Zeromus.
    Posted 01-18-2009 at 09:05 PM by Hampers Hampers is offline
  17. Old Comment
    >banned first<

    Does that mean there's more than one member going to be banned?
    Posted 01-19-2009 at 09:39 AM by Davros Davros is offline
  18. Old Comment
    Zeromus's Avatar
    Yep. Hampers' doesn't like us, I fear.
    Posted 01-19-2009 at 09:43 AM by Zeromus Zeromus is offline
  19. Old Comment
    >us<

    Sorry but I think you'll find he does like me.

    Sometimes.

    Posted 01-19-2009 at 11:12 AM by Davros Davros is offline
  20. Old Comment
    Zeromus's Avatar
    Well, let's agree to disagree.
    Posted 01-19-2009 at 01:01 PM by Zeromus Zeromus is offline
 

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