You're going give yourself a solid enema. Freeze bottled water and ram the entire damn piece of ice up your ass past the point of your anus letting back out again. Turn it upside down so the tapered end gets frozen specifically. Once the ice is in, ram a buttplug into place with no lube. You aren't allowed


Now while you enjoy the chu
.... don't have time to finish this up.

Um contrast of hot peppery fire going up your urethra with minty cold chunk of ice lodged...