using a wand (or vibe toy) duct tape it to a desk chair so that it will stimulate your clit while your sat down.

Then sit in position and duct tape your legs to the chair so you cannot get up. Then turn on the wand on a high speed

Then post onto your fb (or what ever social media you use) something that will make everyone ring you.

You cannot turn off the wand or cum and you must answer every phone call and stay on the phone until they hang up
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