Ben Franklin

This comes from a great episode of the Office when Michael throws a bachelor party for Bob Vance (Vance Refrigeration), and a bachelorette party for Phyllis Lapin. Michael declares that each party is to get their own stripper. However, Jim doesn't invite a male stripper to the Office; he invites a guest speaker. According to Jim, "Michael recommended me a male strip club called 'Banana Slings'. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania." This leads to some sticky situations because Michael thinks the speaker, who dresses up as Benjamin Franklin, is a stripper.

Which, obviously, he's not.