~You are now here. *yays*
~Feel free to write something on me.
~Feel free to write something on me.
Grannies... >.>
So like, I got up this morning under protest because my Daddy wanted me to help showel snow to make room for the cars of our guests tomorrow.
**EDIT Because Muffinfairy can't stop thinking about me and won't rest today before she knows what further happened in the snow.**
This happened after the following events in blue.
When I got outside we started clearing the side of the road outside our driveway, moving the huge snow dune somewhere else. My Dad has this awkward showel with wheels. It's huge. When we were almost done our neighbor comes by on a bike, (he was using the sidewalk, and had been up in a fitness center to run, he's an almost retired pro maraton runner.), and then he offered our guests could just use his driveway tomorrow, so in the end our efforts were kind of a waste.
My fingers got cold too.
**END EDIT for Muffinfairy's sake.**
Anyway, I got up and put on a sorta tight shirt and went upstairs to make some breakfast, my Granny was in the kitchen, and as I'm making my breakfast she starts talking about how "defined" my back has gotten and that I've really "grown", manly wise. As weird as that was it died out after a while.
Then as I was eating my breakfast in the livingroom she suddenly charges in and suggests I should do modeling for various clothesshops because I "have the perfect body and smile for it".
Fucking God.. -.-
**EDIT Because Muffinfairy can't stop thinking about me and won't rest today before she knows what further happened in the snow.**
This happened after the following events in blue.
When I got outside we started clearing the side of the road outside our driveway, moving the huge snow dune somewhere else. My Dad has this awkward showel with wheels. It's huge. When we were almost done our neighbor comes by on a bike, (he was using the sidewalk, and had been up in a fitness center to run, he's an almost retired pro maraton runner.), and then he offered our guests could just use his driveway tomorrow, so in the end our efforts were kind of a waste.
My fingers got cold too.**END EDIT for Muffinfairy's sake.**
Anyway, I got up and put on a sorta tight shirt and went upstairs to make some breakfast, my Granny was in the kitchen, and as I'm making my breakfast she starts talking about how "defined" my back has gotten and that I've really "grown", manly wise. As weird as that was it died out after a while.
Then as I was eating my breakfast in the livingroom she suddenly charges in and suggests I should do modeling for various clothesshops because I "have the perfect body and smile for it".
Fucking God.. -.-
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LOL gotta love grannies XDPosted 12-25-2010 at 05:18 AM by SlutPuppy 
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TRUST me when i tell you its not as bad as a grandma whos senile with Alzheimer's >.> She tells me that EVERY time she sees me among other things...*shudders*Posted 12-25-2010 at 06:58 AM by Ninjota
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At least your grandmother doesnt fart loudly in an expensive chinese restaurant and not know that she did it :<
By the way, Merry Christmas softy <3Posted 12-25-2010 at 08:31 AM by Woof
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Well, if it helps, once my grandmother was in a community gather up, and she said in front of the whole place "I think my grandson (which is my brother) has hit PUBERTY!" and then proceeded to ask my brother whether or not he had hair on his balls yet =.=
I was laughing... my parents werent too pleased, even though it was my grandmother who said that :PPosted 12-25-2010 at 08:51 AM by Aivey
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Whenever I see my Nan, (my dad's Mum), she always manages to embarrass me.
"Oh Bella, look at your little boobies"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!Posted 12-25-2010 at 06:43 PM by BettyBoop
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^ That right there.
She sounds very like mine.Posted 12-25-2010 at 06:46 PM by softeyes
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Wait. What happened to the snow? The story completely got side-tracked.Posted 12-25-2010 at 07:07 PM by muffinfairy
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Happy? >.> 16chardammit.Quote:Originally Posted by muffinfairy
Wait. What happened to the snow? The story completely got side-tracked.Posted 12-25-2010 at 07:52 PM by softeyes
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You kind of got distracted by the delightfully fit man that passed you, but, there is some sort of closure to your introduction now. So I feel better, yes.
Thank you and enjoy your tight tshirts in the snow.Posted 12-25-2010 at 07:56 PM by muffinfairy
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Listen to your wise grandmother.
Posted 12-26-2010 at 08:07 PM by sweetsong
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Ah she is getting senile. Do you like incest and cougars? Should I say incest and sabertooth?
My grandfather did a funny thing at the family's Christmas party. He started to lead us in prayer and gave thanks to God about bringing family for Thanksgiving. Than he kept asking us why we did have not Turkey? lolPosted 01-01-2011 at 08:18 AM by drvaleyard
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