A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying...

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No.."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.


"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked...

Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schitt

Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.


It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared...

Hey peoples, I have recently become a fan of anime o_o. I have already watched Bleach and Code Geass and am looking for some new ones that I my like. I like the types that basically have either some odd form of magic or technology in it and much fighting, so what types do you think would be good to see??

Haha so today was the first time in months me and my girlfriend were able to go out, only bad thing was that it was to a Catholic Genre Musical...I despise musicals (ever since high school musical i can't bear the sounds) and i hate the Catholicism they impose on us at our school(saying oh sex is bad and you'll go to hell for it, all that nonsense). Even with all that i still went and didn't complain once to her about it she was really proud of me and gave me a kiss on the cheek xD. So what im asking...

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