Fran is a new member to the wonderful world of online truth and dare, having just joined today. Fran, though, has not spent any time lurking and so has yet to make a signature.

Why is that Fran?

Why, Fran says because they didn't think it through!

Fran, go urinate on yourself and then defecate onto a plate, and eat all of what you've made out at the nearest park.

What is that you say, Fran? That you do not like urinating on yourself, and that...