And all for spite,
You can kiss your sorry ass goodbye,
You're totally fucked,
Will they mess you up,
Well, you know they're gonna try.

Let me guess. You all pretty much think that musical theater is stuffy, passe, cliche, boring, and overall old (Imagine Guys and Dolls- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7kzsZreG0o). Well, you are wrong. There are meaningful, fun, interesting, and overall AWESOME modern, new musicals.

My favorite of these is, of course,...