Just a rainbow with some kink.
Loser Muppet Loses. Subtitle: What not to do if you want to be my sub.
I posted an ad. Among the things the ad says:
In likes:
Also...
Incoming PM's from Loser Muppet: (actual name changed to protect the innocent)
Subject: Slave
2 minutes later:
Subject:plllzzzz
Happyme reply:
Loser Muppet:
Happyme:
Loser Muppet:
Happyme:
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I will not use the words “master”, “mistress” or “slave.”
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Mild pain.
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Send me a detailed pm about why you are specifically replying to this ad. Please make sure to write something about your likes/dislikes/limits and a bit about who you are as a person. Also, detail the amount of time (approximately) you are looking to put into this (daily, weekly, as well as the length of the arrangement). It would be great if you would also tell me a bit about your privacy situation, and your past experience too.
Subject: Slave
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I'll be your slave!!!;
Subject:plllzzzz
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I rly wanna be your slave so bad
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I know you probably do, but unfortunately your competition is writing long responses with actual content trying to convince me with beautiful flowery words. You will have to do much better if you want to be considered.
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Well I am very loal and have liltte limitations.....those are public and pain...so yah I'll do anything else so plz pick me BC I've been wanting to be humiliated by just me and 1other for a while now
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Did you even really read the ad?
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Yes I did
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Maybe you should read it again?
Total Comments 46
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I dont... I can't... I.. uh... really? *facepalm*
I like your face
Posted 09-18-2014 at 08:39 PM by pet monkey 
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I like your face MORE.
Posted 09-18-2014 at 08:40 PM by Happy Me
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I feel like I've just watched the first episode of my new favorite show.
I have noticed there are a group of people on here that seem to gravitate towards begging and typing errors far more willingly than actually listening/reading and then complying with the most basic instructions...
And I like your pretty facePosted 09-18-2014 at 09:35 PM by naughtylittlegirl
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I can't say I'm surprised... but it still makes me mad people can be that dumb.
You have a face!Posted 09-18-2014 at 09:55 PM by NorthlandDom
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PICCKK MEEEEEEEEEEE! I will do wuteva u tell me 2. I just wanna be ur slave so so bad.Posted 09-18-2014 at 10:11 PM by kittenlyss
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Ad closed.Quote:Originally Posted by kittenlyss
PICCKK MEEEEEEEEEEE! I will do wuteva u tell me 2. I just wanna be ur slave so so bad.
Except this one...
*name changed again to protect the innocent.Quote:Hi Goddess,
I am a 34 year old virgin that sucks his own cock and eats his own cum. I've never had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl. I live by myself so I will be able to have privacy. My yahoo and skype is yummycummy1234*
Now I don't know who to choose!!!! The Muppet or the Acrobat!?!?!
Posted 09-18-2014 at 10:48 PM by Happy Me
Updated 09-18-2014 at 10:53 PM by Happy Me -
The acrobat can at least write.
Posted 09-18-2014 at 11:03 PM by kittenlyss
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Mmmmm. Acrobats are SO HOT too!
EDIT: Well girl ones are anyway.
Posted 09-18-2014 at 11:08 PM by Happy Me
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Lol, I think boy acrobats are kinda hot. Went to a poledancing show the other weekend. The dudes were just as amazing as the chicks. I'm gonna go ahead and count them as acrobats.
Posted 09-18-2014 at 11:20 PM by kittenlyss
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K0iM75BCKw
It continually amazes me the random things I know of that suddenly become applicable on this site.Posted 09-19-2014 at 12:13 AM by naughtylittlegirl
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*giggles*
This is hilarious.
At least you have my love letter to comfort you.
Posted 09-19-2014 at 04:09 AM by eivins
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I think you should pick Kittenlyss...surprise her! I can't imagine Almost would mind at all. Plus wings and glitter...all those kinky things you could do with a sub who can fly.Posted 09-19-2014 at 05:25 AM by madl
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These are all very good points. Thank you for your support.Quote:Originally Posted by madl
I think you should pick Kittenlyss...surprise her! I can't imagine Almost would mind at all. Plus wings and glitter...all those kinky things you could do with a sub who can fly.
Posted 09-19-2014 at 05:38 AM by kittenlyss
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It's time to play the music!
It's time to light the lights!
It's time to tell these Muppets that their replies really bite!
It's time to to put on makeup!
It's time to dress up right!
It's time to let the Muppets know they really should rewrite!
Why do they always come here?
I guess we'll never know
It's like they enjoy torture
To get replies with 'NO!'Posted 09-19-2014 at 08:09 AM by drwarschauu
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they may lack basic communication skills, but at least they're entertaining! good luck on your searchPosted 09-19-2014 at 10:35 AM by lola.fox
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The idiots of the internet can produce some quite fun responses. I will admit when I was not taken, the first time your ad was open I was thinking about applying for the position my self but by the time I spotted it you had already closed the ad :P.
I really want to know the back story behind "I like your face". You guys keep saying it and I hate not knowing things!Posted 09-19-2014 at 01:00 PM by Ly Ph
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Lyph I like your face. And i like that guy. Its funny
And Ly Ph it all began with a bread in the chocolate face..Posted 09-19-2014 at 01:37 PM by SweetTeen
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lol, Trolling is hillarious.
Posted 09-19-2014 at 02:20 PM by Iodine
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@SweeTea and @Ly: No, I like your face was an NLG thing. It was almost right after the chocolate cake/bread thing.
And I like both your faces!Posted 09-19-2014 at 02:22 PM by kittenlyss
Updated 09-19-2014 at 02:38 PM by kittenlyss -
haha all of my confusion and it was in a post THAT I READ and THAT I REPLIED TO. Some times I wonder how I miss these things...Quote:Originally Posted by kittenlyss@SweeTea and @Ly: No, I like your face was an NLG thing. It was almost right after the chocolate cake/bread thing.
And I like both your faces!
*makes a mental note to send more random happiness out*Posted 09-19-2014 at 03:08 PM by Ly Ph
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@LIFE: I really like your face
Posted 09-19-2014 at 03:12 PM by kittenlyss
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I love alllll of your faces! I can't even respond to all of this, but I have been reading it on my phone from work all day and everyone is making me smile so much!
I love that video NLG, so perfect!!
And... here is some cake!
Posted 09-19-2014 at 05:48 PM by Happy Me
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You found rainbow cake! *wants so so bad*
Posted 09-19-2014 at 06:04 PM by kittenlyss
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I can make some at our fairy party! I made rainbow swirled cupcakes the other day!Quote:Originally Posted by kittenlyss
You found rainbow cake! *wants so so bad*
Posted 09-19-2014 at 06:58 PM by eivins
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We can have a fairy party bake-a-thon?!Quote:Originally Posted by eivins
I can make some at our fairy party! I made rainbow swirled cupcakes the other day!
Posted 09-19-2014 at 07:06 PM by kittenlyss
