When I woke up next morning (Saturday) and went into the bathroom, I was surprised by what I saw. When I had got bathed before going to bed I had very carefully cleaned the bath out. Now there were oily looking brown stains all round it - as though someone had gone round dribbling oil or some sticky sauce all around the edges.

Anyway, I filled the tub with hot water again and once more cleaned it all out.

Next job was to wash my sticky clothes (it would actually have been...

Having peed my pants and disposed of all the eggs, it was now time to go for the real sticky stuff.

This time I headed for a small shelter in the middle of the park which has some seating and also offered some shelter from the wind and the rain.

So, I sat down on the seat and got out the honey. This was runny pouring honey, so it was simple to take the cap off and squeeze some down the front of my shirt (on the inside). It was also easy to squeeze some more down the back...

For the eggs down my pants bit, I went to the top of the park and sat on a bench which overlooks the whole park when it's daylight.

So I reached the bench sat down in my wet pants and placed the second carton of six eggs by the side of me on the bench. Making sure there was no one coming (the bench is by a footpath), I undid the front of my trousers and unzipped my flies to expose the soggy underpants underneath. I pulled the front of my tighty whities open and placed one egg inside...