This is roughly based on a post on fetlife, which has now since been deleted. I don't know who the author was so I cannot source them.

I use broken as I way to describe how I have felt. Yes, I suppose it is a negative thing, but the girls I am talking about probably feel negative right now. I say probably, because there are good days and bad days. I'm not trying to speak for everyone, these are just my thoughts conveyed in a way that is easier for me to write. I am one of these broken...

Are you tired of being shot down by girls online with the excuses that they are already owned, not interested, or a 'lesbian'?

Sick of seeing girls post pictures of their bodies and not instantly private message you when you tell them it makes you hard?

Well, I've got good news for you! It is completely possible to find a good playmate, just follow these five easy steps and you'll have women begging to play with you, dominant and submissive.

1. Find a girl,...

So, asslvr's Butterfly gave me a dice dare because she is supermegafoxyawesomehot and because I'm amazing at bothering people. I just had to give her three things I'd like to do to earn my orgasm and three things I wouldn't like to do. For my likes, I told her using my vibrator and wedgies, but I couldn't really think of a third except for humiliation. My dislikes were anal (just because it was kind of time consuming) edging, and humping objects.

She is such a babe, that she made the dare...

Likes: Nipple torture, light pain, verbal humiliation, humiliating acts, degradation, restrictions/rules, TPE, bondage, submitting, having fun, light anal, big cocks, pet play, a challenge
Dislikes: Overwhelming pain, arduous tasks, difficult restrictions, high level estim play, piss play, loud play
Limits: Blood, illegal, scat, cam/mic/pics, family/friends, food, piss drinking, public, permanent, dangerous, beastiality, messy, vomit

You wait for like thirty minutes before you actually see anyone and the entire time you're nervous about everything and what kind of news you might get, what sort of results.

And if it's something bad, they tell you so much stuff so quickly and you're left in kind of a dazed state while they throw just all these facts and reasons at you.

Then they might give you options on what they think might be a good way to handle the situation, but then they ask you to choose and you...

For that don't know - these are tasks given to me on this thread: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=222664

For every truth and dare you give me on there, I will return the favour. As promised, here are my reports and truths from the first couple.

#1 - lolafox.


The dare:
write around your neck [like it's a collar] "lola is lovely". Kneel in the corner of your room and do four edges while listening to Killer Queen, then throw...

So, you could say that looking cute as Hell is kind of an oxymoron, but my thought is, why look preppy adorable cute when you can look like you fought the devil and won cute?

To begin with, you need to slaughter some cattle. I know I know all you vegetarians throwing a cow (hehe, cuz cattle is cow) but sacrifice is important when looking like you're a demon straight out of the pit but still totally down to have a nap.

You've got your cow? Okay, now once you kill it, you gotta...