A random assortment of reports, thoughts, ramblings and information. Pretty much a view inside my wonderfully complicated, sometimes broken, and entertaining mind.
What E word am I talking about? Embarrassment? Eeeeek? No, but both apply because the word I want to talk about is *drumroll* ...... Enema!
I have always had a hard time saying the word Enema. Actually I have a hard time talking about it at all, just like other bathroom stuff. It really makes me blushy and embarrassed. That shouldn't be news to too many people. I seem to be known for blushing easily and not being able to say certain words. But I used to be a lot worse.
Some of you may have read my blog about how butterflies are better than bears. Now, I have NOT changed my mind but one of my best friends (read frienemy) on getDare is a bear, and so I have decided to write this blog to admit that bears are A.W.E.S.O.M.E.
Let me explain ...
Bears are:
Annoying. They pester and pester, getting into things they aren't supposed to. They romp and groan and roar very loudly, even when people are trying to ignore them. ...
I want to start this blog by saying that I have nothing against bears, and this blog may or may not be directed at one picnic-basket-stealing-bear in general.
So .... why are butterflies better than bears?
1. Butterflies are colorful and beautiful. Bears are brown. Ewww, who likes the color brown?
2. Butterflies can fly! Have you ever seen a bear fly? Point made....
On Thursday morning, Asslvr and I woke up and got to lay in bed together and just talk. We didn't want to waste too much of the day, so we reluctantly got up.
I started the day by making him breakfast. One thing you might not know about my Sir is that he is a coffee addict. I wanted to make extra sure that he wasn't grumpy, and so I made bacon, eggs, and lots of coffee.
After breakfast we decided to try one of Asslvr's Christmas Presents. I had bought him a "Clone-a-willy"...
Over dinner the other night, my 15 year old brother decided to share with us, a video he found on youtube that he found amusing. This video is called "Not in your butt".
The reason I decided to post it here on getDare, was because while I was watching the video (blushing like crazy as normal), I couldn't help but think that every single one of those items that the doctor lists, were probably put in by somebody on this site, and it made me giggle.
