Oh wait. I was supposed to do this before we got together? Now I know why we were never destined to work, silly me

You said you wouldn't tell I can't trust you anymore.

Are you expecting me to do this for you?! We're over!

Explain to me how it is not totally unreasonable? There's the chance of being arrested, of getting an STI, of placing yourself in danger. Who knows if that 'wussiest' guy is actually a serial killer?

As FA pointed out above, you don't want face pictures but want pictures of places you could potentionally google and find the location. But then a little further on you DO want face pictures? Smudged or not, same thing.

"If he insists, give him your screen name here but do not tell him that."

Yes, because it's sooo hard to type in a screen name to google these days and bring profiles up.

"It is not totally unreasonable. Some people will dare to do that, some will not. It seems that you would not. That is fine with me."

I can pretty much guarentee noone will do this dare. And those that say they will/have are lying.

I don't understand how your dare can include the suggestion of travelling by plane, and the requirement you walk home naked - in what way could that possibly be reasonable? Also I wouldn't suggest trying to take a bus, boat, train or taxi naked either.. Or walking a few kilometres naked.. In what world does that sound reasonable to you?

I have to agree with what everyone else has said.
Also why should I refer to you with capitalisation or any title for that matter?

Yes, I am a sub, I'm not your sub.

Does my above useage of a capital I and refusal to address you how you want mean you're going to give me a great punishment now?

Oh wait....only one person can do that and it isn't you.

So let's say for some fucked up reason, I wanted to do this dare.

I don't need to show my face, but you want pictures of streets and terminals that you could probably Google. Fantastic.

So I'm just supposed to judge the males in said area, and determine which one is the wussiest? Ever heard of "Don't judge a book by it's cover," or STD's, for that matter?

You want face pics now? You're contradicting yourself, buddy.

As Happy said in another post, getting arrested tends to be a buzzkill. And a major turn-off.

Not only is this dare totally unreasonable, but oh wait - I'm not allowed to contact you about it, because I'm not a young caucassic, Hispanic, or middle eastern girl. Or maybe I am, but I have no idea what "caucassic" is. Is it a new brand of tea?

tl;dr - Why the fuck would I want to complete a dare for someone who is not concerned with my safety or if I get arrested?

I actually thought a gagging gif was appropriate as well but decided I didn't want to waste my time looking for the perfect one. I have better things to do. I too am waiting for him to jump out and say "guys! Of course I'm just kidding!" But I just don't think it's going to happen sadly

I'm at a loss. Do I go off looking around the net for a facepalm emoticon and just leave that here, in the belief that this twerp is actually serious (and a facepalm is really the only appropriate response to that, because I can't top Belle's beautiful smorgasbord of sarcasm above)?

Or do I assume anything as assinine as this has to be tongue-in-cheek, and laugh heartily along with the joke?

Help me out here, people!!!!

HisRoyalHighAndMighty : On a scale from 1 to "so mad I want someone to take a plane to pick someone up then go home naked" how mad does the lack of capitalisation in your kik name make you? Did you undergo great punishment for this gross oversight?

Also, any naming considerations for those doms who haven't yet reached your level of every sub in the world respecting them solely for calling themselves a dom to bear in mind?

1. Women can't fuck people anally. Your title makes no sense. (Edit: There are strap-ons, of course. But that's not what you're talking about here...)
2. This dare is totally unreasonable. Going home completely naked? What the hell?
3. So... if I understand the bit above the blog correctly, people from certain races are not even allowed to do your dares? Are you serious???

HISROYALHIGHNESS

hisroyalhighness

Okay, so what about subs or slaves that aren't sluts? What about subs or slaves who have a deep appreciation for good grammar? And you describe what they should do when 'speaking' to you directly, but what about in writing? I mean, you discuss capitalisation, but what title? It's not technically speaking when in writing. Do you want them to keep the quotation marks around "Your Royal Highness" or "Your Highness" or "His Royal Highness"? It seems superfluous, but I suppose you know what you want... And what exactly is this 'great punishment' earned by the use of any other capitalisation? Also, that 'any other capitalisation' is also unclear - do you mean you don't want the subs/saves to ever capitalise the beginning of sentences or the pronoun 'I' or proper names ever? Or just in something that includes a reference/address to you? Just that sentence? Or the whole piece of writing? And are these just your subs/slaves, or all subs/slaves? Are you requiring that all subs/slaves everywhere cease all capitalisation save for your titles? Because you must be the bee's knees if you feel you are entitled to this. Also, 'While some my feel that placing entire names, sentences, paragraphs, or even their entire message as a way of respect, it really is insulting.' - okay, this is brutally unclear. Do you mean...writing an entire message in all caps? Because in nettiquette, that is considered shouting. Normal capitalisation is just...good grammar.

Now, on to the next section. You will be designating names for every sub/slave? Again, is this all subs/slaves everywhere, or only ones who specifically choose to submit to you? If the former, yeesh, you have a lot of work to do. Also, why does the designation of respect between a slave/sub and dominant, which I gather you are claiming to be, boil down to the matter of capitalisation? See, and your comment here about rearranging sentences so their name (which mustn't be capitalised) doesn't start the sentence to avoid the start of the sentence not being capitalised makes what you say above about not using any other capitalisation because only your titles can be capitalised very confusing.

If you could clarify this, it would be very much appreciated. this is clearly an issue of the utmost importance.

I accept the dare