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Me.
My signature was growing wild and out of control, so I'm going to post my loves/likes/dislikes etc here. Also, here I can go into more detail about them, so yay.
Table of contents. Things have also been colour-coded for your enjoyment and ease:
1) Kinky Jon: introduction.
2) Likes/Limits as a top.
3) Likes/Limits as a bottom.
4) Commitment.
5) Toys.
6) Ending. THE LAST FOUR LINES ARE PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT IN THE WHOLE THING.
Hi, I'm Jon. I'm 21 and I live in the UK. I like to think about things, probably too much; a prime example of this being that I think I am funnier than I actually am.
I am a switch. I will consider being a dom or a sub to you, if I want to play with you. I try to keep an open mind about things and think it's best to try anything twice.
I make jokes a lot. I love making puns. A pun request is a good way to make me your friend. This seemed appropriate to go here as I didn't know where else to post it. Cracking on!
Tasks I love giving:
Pain tasks, particularly involving spanking.
Bondage tasks.
Humiliation tasks. If I can combine this with another then yay.
Likes (giving):
Bodywriting, toothpaste, ice, nipple play, forced orgasms, discipline, abuse/being unfair, predicament scenarios, trigger words, exhibitionism.
Dislike:
Bladder/toilet control, diapers, age play, messy, long-term denial or control.
Dislikes are dislikes and not limits because I find them boring.
Limits:
Anything wetworks or scat, blood, incest, cam, rape, feet, blackmail.
Serious about trying:
Pet play. I would like a pet more than I want to be one.
A big like if possible, but certainly not essential:
Pics. I run a tumblr of people who have sent me pics. It contains porn so I won't post the link, so ask if you wanna see.
**Note - I don't know as much in this section. This is because I've had far less experience in being a sub. People on this site seem more interested in me domming than subbing**
Love:
I am a brat. I will try to top from the bottom. It's your job to keep me in my place.
I prefer serving strong willed people.
Show me a personality, not just a sex-drive.
The other loves are the same as my ones for topping: pain, bondage, humiliation.
Likes:
Abuse/being treated unfairly, creativity, nipple play, discipline, harshness, insertions, pet play.
Dislikes:
Bodywriting, exhibitionism.
Find boring to do:
toothpaste, ice, wedgies.
Limits:
Anything wetworks or scat, blood, incest, cam, rape, long-term denial or control, anything messy, feet, blackmail.
Again, pics are something I would have to consider.
I am getting far better to keeping commitments online, but sometimes I may need little reminders. Don't be shy in messaging me if I said I'd do something and I haven't yet, it'll most likely be because I have forgotten.
Hope this clears that up.
It used to be that I couldn't at all. This is something which I have improved at massively.
This is something which I am seriously working on, and I am looking for a male and a female sub. If you're interested then get in touch with me.
I have none. I am broke and cannot afford any. If you want to buy me some I'd be more than grateful #JokingButNotJoking.
I do, however, have a variety of household items and DIY stuff. For instance:
I had my arm twisted, I have kik back. My username is ansmj if you wanna know. Don't be a prat though, I mistrust that app a lot.
I have a webcam, but I'm not going to use it for you. I'd consider camming to someone I'd known for a while and SERIOUSLY trusted.
So that's me. If you like me then get in touch. If not, hope you enjoy your life, and thanks for reading.
Table of contents. Things have also been colour-coded for your enjoyment and ease:
1) Kinky Jon: introduction.
2) Likes/Limits as a top.
3) Likes/Limits as a bottom.
4) Commitment.
5) Toys.
6) Ending. THE LAST FOUR LINES ARE PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT IN THE WHOLE THING.
****Kinky Jon****
Hi, I'm Jon. I'm 21 and I live in the UK. I like to think about things, probably too much; a prime example of this being that I think I am funnier than I actually am.
I am a switch. I will consider being a dom or a sub to you, if I want to play with you. I try to keep an open mind about things and think it's best to try anything twice.
I make jokes a lot. I love making puns. A pun request is a good way to make me your friend. This seemed appropriate to go here as I didn't know where else to post it. Cracking on!
****As a top****
Tasks I love giving:
Pain tasks, particularly involving spanking.
Bondage tasks.
Humiliation tasks. If I can combine this with another then yay.
Likes (giving):
Bodywriting, toothpaste, ice, nipple play, forced orgasms, discipline, abuse/being unfair, predicament scenarios, trigger words, exhibitionism.
Dislike:
Bladder/toilet control, diapers, age play, messy, long-term denial or control.
Dislikes are dislikes and not limits because I find them boring.
Limits:
Anything wetworks or scat, blood, incest, cam, rape, feet, blackmail.
Serious about trying:
Pet play. I would like a pet more than I want to be one.
A big like if possible, but certainly not essential:
Pics. I run a tumblr of people who have sent me pics. It contains porn so I won't post the link, so ask if you wanna see.
****As a bottom****
**Note - I don't know as much in this section. This is because I've had far less experience in being a sub. People on this site seem more interested in me domming than subbing**
Love:
I am a brat. I will try to top from the bottom. It's your job to keep me in my place.
I prefer serving strong willed people.
Show me a personality, not just a sex-drive.
The other loves are the same as my ones for topping: pain, bondage, humiliation.
Likes:
Abuse/being treated unfairly, creativity, nipple play, discipline, harshness, insertions, pet play.
Dislikes:
Bodywriting, exhibitionism.
Find boring to do:
toothpaste, ice, wedgies.
Limits:
Anything wetworks or scat, blood, incest, cam, rape, long-term denial or control, anything messy, feet, blackmail.
Again, pics are something I would have to consider.
****Commitment****
I am getting far better to keeping commitments online, but sometimes I may need little reminders. Don't be shy in messaging me if I said I'd do something and I haven't yet, it'll most likely be because I have forgotten.
Hope this clears that up.
It used to be that I couldn't at all. This is something which I have improved at massively.
This is something which I am seriously working on, and I am looking for a male and a female sub. If you're interested then get in touch with me.
****Toys****
I have none. I am broke and cannot afford any. If you want to buy me some I'd be more than grateful #JokingButNotJoking.
I do, however, have a variety of household items and DIY stuff. For instance:
- Bottles in the place of dildos.
- Three pieces of tough fabric - 4, 3 and 2 metres respectively.
- A belt. Yay.
- Pens of varying thickness.
- Tape.
I had my arm twisted, I have kik back. My username is ansmj if you wanna know. Don't be a prat though, I mistrust that app a lot.
I have a webcam, but I'm not going to use it for you. I'd consider camming to someone I'd known for a while and SERIOUSLY trusted.
****Ending****
So that's me. If you like me then get in touch. If not, hope you enjoy your life, and thanks for reading.
Over anything else I am looking to have fun. That's the reason I'm on this site, and as long as I do so I will remain on this site.
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