Kinky People ('Common People' parody)

She came from Greece, she had a thirst for bondage,
she studied rigging at her dungeon’s college, that’s where I caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was prudish,
I said in that case we’ll have to do something rude-ish,
she said fine, then in 30 seconds time she said:

I wanna live like kinky people,
I wanna do whatever kinky people do.
I wanna sleep with kinky people.
I wanna sleep with kinky people, like you,
well what else could I do? I said “I’ll see what I can do”.

I took her to a play party,
I don’t know why but I had to start it somewhere,
so it started there.
I said act like you’re my bunny,
she just smiled and said “you’re so funny” I said yeah?
Well I can’t see anyone else smiling in here.

Are you sure you want to live like kinky people?
You want to see whatever kinky people see?
You want to sleep wiith kinky people,
you want to sleep with kinky people like me?
But she didn’t understand,
she just stared and gripped my hand.

Rent a room above a shop,
buy the rope and learn the knots.
Wear some gags and have to drool,
be forced to dress up like a fool.
But still it’ll never feel just right,
cos when you’re tied to bed at night,
watching dommys spank you sore,
if your dad found out he’d end it all.
But:
You’ll always live like kinky people,
you’ll always do whatever kinky people do,
follow the trails of kinky people,
never watch your life slide out of view,
because He cuffed and blindfolded you.
and now there’s nothing you can do.

Sing along with the kinky people,
sing along and it might just get you screwed.
Laugh along with the kinky people,
laugh along even when they’re laughing at you,
and the stupid things you’re made to do.
But know that we all think kink is cool.

Like a dog lying in the corner (This one already fits perfectly)
They will bite and never warn ya, look out,
they’ll spank you when you pout.
Because everybody hates a brat,
especially one who thinks it’s such a laugh
yeah, and the cum stain’s grease
will come off in the bath.

You will never understand
how it feels to live your life
without the meaning He controls,
always have somewhere to go.
You’re amazed so many exist,
and they burn so bright,
you can only wonder why.

Rent a room above a shop,
buy the rope and learn the knots.
Wear some gags and have to drool,
be forced to dress up like a fool.
But still it’ll never feel just right,
cos when you’re tied to bed at night,
watching dommys spank you sore,
if your dad found out he’d end it all.
But:
You’ll always live like kinky people,
you’ll always do whatever kinky people do,
follow the trails of kinky people,
never watch your life slide out of view,
because He cuffed and blindfolded you.
and now there’s nothing you can do.

I wanna live with kinky people like you…


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