I have a very conservative and religious family. Sex is not discussed, ever. I was never given 'The Talk' but rather I figured out how sex worked on my own. I wasn't ever told about masturbation or why it was apparently bad (spoilers, it's not bad, masturbation is awesome). My mother hates the porn industry, hates sex scenes in movies, and hates it when women wear low cut tops on TV.

This made things a bit difficult when we started discussing Fifty Shades of Grey.

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