Doing homage to Charlie Sheen's twitter hashtag #winning

-The mens bathroom has no wait while the womens bathrooms line is out the door #winning

-Sale at Target. Black Ops is on sale and I haven't bought it yet #winning

-The bread at Jimmy Johns is fresh out of the over #winning

-Class is cancelled #winning

-You beat your friends at (your favorite video game) #winning

-Basketball courts our empty #winning
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I know when I started Funbag it would be a weekly thing. However, I am going to change it to monthly until interest peaks again. In case you forgot how it works, here is the first one: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=5034.

Here is the thread explaining Funbag: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=5024

If you have any submissions, please PM me ASAP. Funbag will take place on Friday so you have some time to think of submissions! Make them good

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One thing I hate about XBox live are the idiots that inhabit the depths of the gaming world. Today, without any provocation someone mentioned my gamertag and called me a f****t. I immediately put in my headphones and playfully went along with it. This was in Halo:Reach and I proceeded to give them a good ol' quality ass-whopping. The game ended I after still being harassed during the game gave them the ol' fuck you assholes. Here is the word of advice. Don't try to act tough on videogames by calling...

It is never okay to put a swastika on a post and compare someone to a nazi. Even if you are joking. It isn't funny.

Love,
Manbearpig

A lot of times in this world you will read something or see something on television and say to yourself, "Gee, that is really scary. I hope something like that happens to me." Being a college student, death threats scribbled on walls or something are something I would put in that category. I know majority of the times nothing materializes out of this, but it is still scary none the less.

Anyways, today I had a 12 PM class and had just had lunch beforehand. I had to take...

A lot of people assume. I, myself, assume. A lot of you have made some assumptions about me. Some warranted, some not. I will clear these up

• Every single person loves me. Not the case. A lot of people despise me; mainly here but elsewhere as well
• I am a cool, strong, sporty guy. I love sports, but I have about 5 percent athletic ability.
• I enjoy banning people on this website. I don't (unless you are cruel to me about it). In real life, I have a tough time dealing with discipline.

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I have some personal business I need to take care of on Friday. That means, sadly, Funbag will be canceled. However, please send in stuff so I can things together for next Friday.

MBP