A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed
he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of
many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
doesn't...

To getDare.com,

Hypocrites

That word is thrown out loosely these days. According to Dictionary.com this word means

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E-6Qd0wJlQ

Hey, so i was wondering if i should start recording random songs i like to sing and post them, sort of a dare-ish thing? like for others to do as well. So for those who have seen me on webcam and have heard my voice what do you think? Think i would sound good, or like a dying moo cow lol

You can eat it after only three minutes! :3
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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying...

Boy, do I know how to get you guys to click on my blog.


It's already starting. Thunderstorms are dying when they approach me and change direction before hitting me. Dang, this could be a long depressing summer.

But don't worry, I grew out of the crying stage when storms don't hit me. Now I just become depressed and sad.