I am so funny! Or rather I have funny friends. I just received this forward in an email... tell me what you think!

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and said....

'Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so

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Well, after a long day at the beach, I've reached a couple conclusions.

1. Never kick sand in a man that is built like a house unless you want your body to be foreclosed
2. Do not pick up seaweed and throw it on your parents
3. Don’t run in your bare feet on the sand when the temperature is over 100 degrees
4. Never drink the water from the lake or put the water in a bottle and ask someone if they would like a drink of bottled water
5. Make sure that the swimsuit...

Calling them out in chat obviously isn't enough incentive for them to remember to not ask me again. So I shall make a blog exploiting those that annoy me with their constant request, who are completely oblivious to the meaning of the word "No"

So here is my disclaimer- P.Ming. whispering me does not mean our conversation will remain private, if you show a complete lack of respect for me as a person, refuse to accept the word no, or if for any reason i feel like. I will post...

So I went back to the doctor today for a follow up appointment on my staph infection, and I was told my culture tested negative for mrsa, which is the big one they have been talking about lately since it is resistant to most antibiotics. So needless to say, I feel lucky today

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I have a few topics on my mind today. Whether or not I get to all of them is a different story.

I went to the Doctor yesterday (not the user ). I had a Staff infection. They popped it. It hurt. I am on 2 grams of antibiotics at the moment. I feel tired. I get to have 2 more grams for dinner. Fun stuff