Today is my birthday

I know this has happened a lot but once again I am having girl trouble. This situation is a little different situation however. There is this girl. I have met her a few times. My roommate went to high school with her. She is kinda cute and from what I have seen has a good personality. The only problem is I have no idea how to approach it. I am afraid if I do it I might sound like a total creeper by either her or my roommate. My plan is to ask him if there is any chance. From there maybe something...

Okay I am not sure where this will take me but whatever. I enjoy writing. Writing is an escape for me. It takes away stress. Even if I am working on a school essay, I might enjoy it. I remember last year working on a paper about Baseball Sabremetrics. That was some of the most fun working on a paper that I have ever had. I got to read articles that I enjoyed and furthered my knowledge about the sport I love so much. I am sure my english teacher had no idea what the fuck I was talking about but...

Rembember the original "Kinky Show!"? If not, you can read up here:

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=2486

crazydareooo asked me to do this one, like the previous one...

A couple of minutes past midnight I turned on the balcony lights and stepped outside completely naked. My balcony can be seen by a lot of windows and balconies across. Some have perfect view even when I'm lying down.

I inserted a toothpaste covered egg vibe in...

[23:00:16] ???: hands on the table
[23:00:21] nakedhelen: Devious...
[23:00:32] ???: do it
[23:00:38] nakedhelen: OK!
[23:00:44] ???: i want you to edge like that
[23:00:48] ???: can you?
[23:01:00] nakedhelen: I'll try...
[23:02:37] nakedhelen: Mmm.. this is silly but good! I wonder if people notice me wiggle around like an idiot...
[23:02:54] ???: that's the point ;D
[23:03:57] ???: are there people right in your row?
[23:04:08]...

[21:55:14] ???:
[21:55:34] ???: still want to come?
[21:55:53] nakedhelen: Yes.
[21:55:57] ???: you said you liked it long... hope this was already good for your expectations
[21:55:59] ???:
[21:56:17] ???: you wanted to get relieved, there it is
[21:56:21] ???: <-- evil
[21:56:30] nakedhelen: Not nice!
[21:56:39] ???: hate me?
[21:56:50] nakedhelen: A bit.
[21:56:51] nakedhelen:
[21:56:55] ???: thanks
[21:57:02]...

[21:15:13] ???:
[21:15:24] nakedhelen: Done.
[21:15:38] ???: are you still squirming around?
[21:15:49] nakedhelen: No.
[21:15:51] nakedhelen: Shall I?
[21:15:59] ???: bad girl
[21:16:01] ???: no
[21:16:02] ???:
[21:16:21] ???: darkness time again!
[21:16:31] ???: this time it will be harder
[21:16:51] ???: BUT you have the chance to say no
[21:16:51] nakedhelen: How can it be harder...
[21:17:06] ???: you are nearly...