I just broke up with my boyfriend so I could be with the girl I love, and know i'm fighting with the guys brother, and he doesn't seem to understand I hate what I did to his brother. I know it was heartless.

But if I get back together with him, I won't be happy. And I think I am right, I did it so I am happy. I mean if I stayed with him and I wasn't happy, that wouldn't be good, would it?

I just need to know if i'm right, or if I am actually a horrible person.

Once again I am extremely horny. I'm sitting in a chair infront of my front window with the blinds open but naked. I have my whole pack of markers up my ass and I used icy hot as lube. I just got done spanking my ass, pussy, and tits with my hairbrush. I have icy hot all over my drilling wet pussy. I have clothes pins on my nipples and I'm desperately hoping for a neighbor to walk by and see me. I want to be humiliated. I'm imagining myself licking a wet pussy while being fucked in the ass by a huge...

Hmm.. So, I've been extremely horny lately. I feel like I'm in heat. Last night, I called up my old fuck buddy/guy I'm talking to and proceeded to masturbate with him listening in. Today, I got on omegle and let some stranger with a black screen order me to do some explicit things - with my sis's vibe.

Now, I'm sitting here debating what I want to do today. I want some anal dares. Like, you have no idea how badly. Does anyone have any suggestions what I can put up my ass? (Pics will be...

How many times are people going to dare me to wear a thong backwards?

I don't even OWN a thong. Smh... (sorry, I'm getting frustrated yet again)

I am realllllllly board today so can you please dare me

my limits are blood, pain, family and big public
but other than that DARE ME!

Okay, so THIS FRIDAY Funbag will make it's triumphant return. For the new users or those of you who forgot, it is a time to ask me strange and odd questions and I will give strange and odd answers. Click here if you want to view a past one. So here is a needy list of things that would be great to make this work (in order of importance)

• Questions
• Great Moments in Bathroom History
• Either a really good or really bad song/music video
• A demotivational picture
• A picture of someone or something

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And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
-Led Zeppelin

Blog tomorrow?