Hi all so I have to tell you all how small my penis is for failing Miss Monroe I'm so small the first time she saw she couldn't help but laugh I have spent years coming to terms with the fact I am very small but to hear it come from a goddess such as her still hurt there is no way I can please a woman with what I have I have had to go buy toys just so they can have a good time at the cost of my own I should be caged and lose the key so I can never leave a woman unsatisfied with my tiny penis

TLDR: A monster themed dildo with lots of ridges and a firm protruding spine. It’s also got a very nice curve for the g-spot.

I had to play Goldilocks with this toy. Since I’m bad at measuring things and am way too impulsive, I originally bought a large which was way too big for me clocking in at the size of my arm. I then purchased a small after being in shock of the size of the large, which fit nicely inside me and was good for manually...

TL/DR: An intro toy for e-stim play. It’s more of a probe than a wand IMO, but it made for a fun venture into electro play.

When I received this toy I thought it was broken because I felt no stimulation and was sent a second one with no qualms from Eden Fantasys (excellent customer service). After a lot of tinkering I found that the toy needs two points of contact on the receivers skin - from the tip and the base of the probe.

The controller...

Njoy Pure Wand

TLDR: The nJoy Pure Wand is a solid, stainless steel curved G-spot(or P-spot) wand of about 8 inches. It is double ended with one head about 2/3’s smaller than the other - both efficient at getting the job done IMO . I heard wonders about this toy making you squirt + I was skeptical about it bc I was a non-believer but was amazed at my own body after the first use. It's very heavy, which I think is the key, but it's quiet and easy to clean + pairs perfectly with clit...

Today was the last of our spy cam session. You can read parts 1 and 2 if you are interested.

Mr. Devious and I put our Christmas up today, so I had Jaro's spy cam up in the background on my computer while we listened to Christmas carols and decorated. Not a lot happened as I let the worm get some quality sleep.

I did consider waking him up to torture him, but I decided to be nice and allow him to sleep.

The predicament
Right now I am sitting here...

For our anniversary, Jaro and I decided we wanted to do a spy cam scenario. We began today!

The set up:

We have set the camera up so that it is facing his living room. He has moved his mattress to the middle of the room, with a bucket of water off to the side, a roll of toilet paper sitting beside it, waiting for him to do one of his most private activities, in front of me.

Thankfully for him, this setup also allows for his kitchen to be in view, for he...

Tantus Cush 02 Dual Density

TL/DR: I didn't think I was a fan of dildos until I tried out the the Cush 02 - the think that originally drew me in was the candy pink color.

The only ones I'd owned were an oddly textured stiff flesh colored one and one that was far too big at nearly the size of my forearm so I wasn't sold on them. I set out to find a dildo with good reviews that specifically mentioned texture. I found Tantus, which seems to be a reputable brand, and I was shockingly...