Happy Birthday to Asslvr, my love, best friend, soul mate. My Dom, caretaker, prince. My fiance. My dream come true. My one and only. My Mr. Devious. You are amazing and I hope you have the best birthday ever.

Xoxoxo Butterfly xoxoxox

What is in a surprise, so many special things.
What is in a surprise, those thoughts that are truly unreal.
What is in a surprise, that imagination that comes true.

PM me...
"Pound #" and I will fuck my ass for # minutes
"Plug it" and I will wear a butt plug for a full day
"Sleep tight" and I will sleep tied to my bed
"Cozy" and I will sleep wearing panties and a bra
"String" and I will wear a thong all day
"Salty" and I will eat my next orgasm anyway you choose
"Poody" and I will shit myself
"Whip it" and I will put whipped cream...

Hello everyone.

So waaaaay back in 2015 I made it my new year's resolution to write more (well, it was one of 8 NYRs actually). I think I stuck to that pretty well, seeing as in February 2015 I started a full-time job as a company writer. This, if you're wondering, was huge for me, given that I'm dyslexic.

Writing is all I've ever wanted to do. Another initiative I did last year was to start a writing tasks game. I ended up with a tonne of tasks in total, but only ever got...

PM dares;

TRUTH X and you can ask me five questions or less

DARE X and you can give me five or lees dares but none including my limits

EAT and I will eat my cum

DON'T GO and I won't go to the toilet for X hours(3 hours max)

LOG OUT and I will log out for 10 min

CUM&BRUSH and I will brush my teeth with cum instead of paste

PANTIES X and I wear my panties for x time after I peed (max 12 hours)...

Hi, I have a dare for you if you are still interested.

For a start, you should edge for a few times to make yourself as wet as possible.

Then insert a dildo of your choice into your pussy, stand up, put your hands behind your head and start squatting. Keep your pelvic floor muscles very tight to keep the dildo in, because if it slips out, the squat doesn't count and you will have to insert it again. Remember how many times you've dropped it.

After you've done...

Here is another dare for you involving the club! Actually two dares. I included them in the same message because they could potentially be done at the same time.

First - the easy one. Take a couple dozen condoms and a small box (or several boxes) to the club. In the cinema room(s) or anywhere else where guys might masturbate there, place a box and some condoms and a note that says something like: "please put the condom on and cum inside, tie it closed, and place in the box. If you...